Human flypaper

(Trigger Warning) Human flypaper is a leather couch that one sits on with full skin contact for a long period of time, when the foolish one finally decides to get up their skin sticks to the leather almost flencing them in the process.

Jimbob sits shirtless, his hairy back firmly planted in an insidious human flypaper apparatus of leathery evil while binge-watching "Sex and the City" for hours, then he decides to get a pizza so he stands up and starts screaming.

by hadoukentotheface May 28, 2020

Human Wrongs

Human Wrongs are imoral ideas or actions for certain standards of human behaviour that effect international law.

My human wrongs permit me steal shit and break stuff.

by Quinnfinity August 4, 2022

Intreotic humans

people that are stupid, annoying, bothersome, and crazy.

Those intreotic humans and their stupid strike.

by Dennis D. Georges May 6, 2008

Human Computer

the Act of a genius getting fucked by multiple furries and being forced to recite pi.

Man, I bet Albert Einstein loved being a human computer.

by balltickler69 February 7, 2023

identify human

To not identify as any specific race, gender, sex, etc. We are humans. Fuck you.

I identify human sir.

by #Identifyhuman January 18, 2018

Human GPS

Technoblade is the human gps.
He always knows where he is going and can easily find anything.

"wow," said Rick, "Techno is such a Human GPS."

by jaysay1000000 October 16, 2020

Human deodorant

When someone usually a jock/bully or anyone that can overpower someone makes someone else lick thier armpits in place of deodorant.

At school I begged the bully not to give me a swirly. He said why and I said that I have an armpit fetish. He said that he would make me his human deodorant and tell the football team. Now I lick the sweat from their armpits forever.

by A knowing person July 25, 2021