white hammer

Big white dick

Girl:did you see Brandon's big dick?
Girl: it was a white hammer!
Girl: Bryson's was so small it was like a fly
Girl: I know right!

by The white hammer August 22, 2014

hammer-mouth

An individual that likes to suck a lot of cock. A.K.A. HAMMER

"Yo Benz, u know this bitch?"
"Yeah, she's a hammer-mouth"

by Benz April 15, 2003

chelten'hamer

Drunks who live in cheltenham, UK

person 1 "i love cheltenham, so maany places to get drunk"
person 2 " thats cos ure a bloody chelten'hamer, every1 knows ure all drunks"

by CodeGlen February 3, 2008

Shit Hammer

A fecal bludgeon. (physically smashing somebody with your poop)

"If I don't have my money by friday I'm going to shit hammer you..."

"How do you like the smell of my shit hammer!?"

"Don't mess with him, he will shit hammer your life away."

"Nothing like a good 'ol fashion shit hammer for breakfast."

by Circus Freak January 10, 2010

mc hammer

A showboating flamboyant rapper from the early nineties. In 1990, off the back of a few lame songs, MC Hammer bought a $12million house and a fleet of luxury cars. Six years later, it all got reposessed when he declared himself bankrupt.


Can be used to describe anyone who optimisticly flashes the cash only to lose it all due to their over-optimism.

As soon as he got a promotion he bought a Ferrari, big house and some artwork expecting to get promoted again and pay it all off before he was 25. But he instead got fired for crashing the car into his Boss' 1980 Rolls-Royce Phantom VI state luaderlet convertible limosuine while showing off.


Now all his shit got repo'd, his phine bitch left him, and he lives with his parents.


Now

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

The Hebrew Hammer

When your standing up and banging a chick while holding her calves to either side of your waist with the back of her shoulders on the ground. You must yell, "Shalom Biatch" at every 5th thrust during the encounter.

I deployed The Hebrew Hammer on that chick last night.

by The HebrewHammer 77 May 9, 2009

halpern

someone who is laid back and well known for people being able to confront with their problems

I need to talk to someone about my problems...where is a halpern when you need it?

by CHILIZZZNUM1 June 11, 2006