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people are just fucking stupid 

Damn poor u 😔
I can’t say nothin here soooooo.....people are just fucking stupid so I can even POST THIS 🙄

ass fucken hole 

A more aggressive way of calling someone a asshole is by adding the word fucken in the middle. Its intent is to provoke a more angry response so be ready when saying it.
That guy over there at the bar picking fights with everyone is being a ass fucken hole.
ass fucken hole by jimmybomm March 8, 2021

Twist and rip my fucking heart out 

Normally used by Destiel shippers as a play on a famous fanfiction called Twist and Shout.
Because of how sad the fic is, many feel their heart is ripped from their chest.
Girl 1: Have you read Twist and Shout?
Girl 2: More like Twist and rip my fucking heart out!
Girl 1: I know! It's so sad.

acrobatic fucking pirouette 

a sicknasty jump flip move known to be effective at escaping INSUFFERABLE GUARDIANS and their SORCEROUS SCULPTURES
wow rose that was a rather acrobatic fucking pirouette you just performed there

Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ 

A statement similar to Jesus-Fucking-Christ that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably blasphemy as well. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.
Also might be a sign of Tourette syndrome.
Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ! I almost died!

All that Grabba Fucking With Their Equillibrium 

A saying when someone expresses intense emotion.
"shit... Paul is laughing really hard, all that grabba fucking with their equillibrium"