Blood that suddenly appears for no immediately obvious reason, such as accidentally scratching an itch and you hand comes back with blood on it.
"I just scratched the back of my head and now I've got mystery blood on my hand, can you check back there?"
by taerg_eht_oznobroc November 25, 2020
Get the Mystery Bloodmug. When asked what “the incident” at your school was, this is a common answer. An unsolved mystery, typically taking place at schools in small unknown towns, kids will find the bathroom covered in blood (usually an ridiculously large amount) and report it, but never hear anything back about what happened.
Her: what what “the incident” at your high school
Him: the blood in the bathroom
Her: what?
Him: it’s a long story
Him: the blood in the bathroom
Her: what?
Him: it’s a long story
by ElloLuvs June 17, 2021
Get the The Blood in the bathroommug. by Adriansynv September 3, 2021
Get the Blood cubesmug. by RyoHazukisan January 29, 2015
Get the Tree Bloodmug. "A blood-and-guts competition"
by Maxy BG August 5, 2023
Get the Blood-and-gutsmug. What I have called Sriracha because of the rooster on the bottle and because little kids may think that's what it is.
Customer: Do you have any rooster blood for my tofu?
Waiter: What on earth do you mean? We are a vegan gastropub!
Customer: Sorry, I meant Sriracha.
Waiter: What on earth do you mean? We are a vegan gastropub!
Customer: Sorry, I meant Sriracha.
by von groovy May 24, 2017
Get the rooster bloodmug. by yeltsA kciR May 27, 2021
Get the Blood Gulchmug.