Lani Shark

a faget who has no since in instagram modeling and is horny for grown men. stay away...

a cop caught a lani shark trying to hump a grown man.

by leedlebradley May 14, 2019

loan shark

A person who loans money at very high interest rate, upwards of 10% a week, and will break your legs if you dont repay in time. Usually large amounts of cash under the table type of transactions

tony soprano is a loan shark that you dont want to mess with

by Gongo July 19, 2004

loan shark

One who lends money at exorbitant interest rates, especially one financed and supported by an organized crime network.

loan shark

by AlanTuring0 February 07, 2014

Ankle Shark

A cat that attacks ankles, biting or scratching them.

"That cat was feral, I brought it inside and it is quite the ankle shark I am bleeding now".

by Oract 99 June 27, 2023

Mushroom Shark

A man who is always lurking, or waiting for someone else to take a piss so he can take a glance at their mushroom tip.

Hey did you see Eric trying to take a look at my penis right now?

Bro, that dudes a mushroom shark...

by Fluorescent Brown March 26, 2021

Hair shark

Someone who scouts for attractive people with bad haircuts so when the hair grows back and they are attractive again, they will already be there.

Girl A: “Did you see Marks new haircut? Its so bad! He was so much hotter before!”
Girl B: “Apparently Genna is trying to swoop!”
Girl A: “Of course she is. Shes a hair shark. Genius move actually!”

by Greanbeen January 18, 2020

Shiddle Shark

A person ruining a vibe, whether it is good or bad.

Dude, Will, you're acting like a shiddle shark.

by Ragnir The Bean April 01, 2022