Hiding out in the bathroom to avoid responsibilities or people under the pretense of taking a dump. Sometimes occurs after actually shitting by way of extended toilet time.
The only time my wife gives me peace is when I fake a shit.
I wrote this definition while faking a shit.
I wrote this definition while faking a shit.
by Vaginatron April 02, 2016
An offer you don't expect someone to accept and you don't want them to, but will deliver on if they accept. Typically, a fake offer is offered for the reason of appearing polite or for the hopes of receiving a real offer in return in the future.
I just fake offered to pick up Josh from the airport. I hope he says no because I don't want to have to get up at 7:00am
by Mr. W0nderful September 15, 2020
When someone pretends to be neurotic or easily angered in order to garner attention. This is also a tactic used by trolls to troll other trolls.
Ghost seems like he's quick to get pissed off over everything. In reality he's just faking the rage though.
"I talked about how I faked the rage" -Ghost
"I talked about how I faked the rage" -Ghost
by cumspewp July 24, 2021
Possibly can be shortened to FP. Words such as “shoot”, “dang”, and most notably, “heck”, “crap”, and “frick”. They are used to replace actual cuss words. They convey the same meaning, though sometimes aren’t as versatile. (For example, frick can’t mean 👉👌) Often used by children.
by ImNotAFurryISwear March 05, 2019
A Fake Finish Is When Your Partner Is Aroused Enough To Want To Engage In Sexual Activity With You, But Can't Carry Out With Ejaculation In The End.
by Lilbelladonna July 27, 2017
used to describe someone (many times a tumblr hoe) thay puts on a front that they are chill but is actually passive aggressive af; someone who is politically very liberal but socially very conservative; someone who has raging hatred towards conservatives and anything in the box yet is extremely into their insta aesthetic and what they wear (which usually looks like it came straight off of brandy melville)
Ella is so fucking fake chill. She freaked out on me for wearing Forever 21 because they underpay their workers, yet I saw her wearing a fur coat today.
by ginganinja11 June 08, 2017
by mxoon March 15, 2019