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I have a weird fetish for small holes

I have a weird fetish for small holes please help this sucks
by Notnoc January 15, 2021
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foot fetish schizo syndrome

foot fetish schizo syndrome is when a person can only think about peoples bare feet and nothing else. people with foot fetish schizo syndrome often fail at school due to thinking about feet too much and not work, being distracted by foot fetish thoughts. they will start thinking about everythings feet, from katy perry to even donald trump

usally they will fail at life because they keep thinking about the feet of something they dont like, like for example donald trump, a gay man that jacks off on the street, vladimir putin, everytime they try to get rid of the thought, their mind wont let them and forces them to not forget it because of thier scizophenia. they even think about feet being implanetd inside their brain, and when they try to delete it from their brain/stop thinking about it, thier brain will be unable to stop thinking about it and even start sexualizing it, when their brain dosent want to. thinking about suckng, licking, eating, smelling, tasting the thing they dont likes toes. it is physically impossible for them to stop thinking about feet. they often develop fetishes for it and surrender thier mind to it, eventually turning them into degenerates. some stuff they think about r so fuckin cringe i dont even want 2 talk about it.

the person who wrote this use to have the foot fetish schizo syndrome, but he stopped jerking off to feet, went outside, and found another hobby an now no longer has it. he basically touched grass. now he is a soldier in the army.
the person who wrote this use to have the foot fetish schizo syndrome, but he stopped jerking off to feet, went outside, and found another hobby an now no longer has it. he basically touched grass. now he is a soldier in the army
he now associates feet with brainrot and cringe. his foot fetish no longer prevents him from thinking about or doing something he likes. he now thinks jacking off to feet or thinking about feet is cringe, his coomer level has returned to the state before he had a foot fetish.

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the key to get rid of foot fetish schizo syndrome is to stop wanking to feet, stop thinking about feet, stop worshiping feet, stop consuming foot fetish content, and disassociate feet from your brain. find another hobby, like gaming, or maybe join the US army. its never too late to stop the fetish.

what fetish do i have now? the answer is boobs.
by karlmogus schmitttenzberg October 17, 2024
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film fetish

Describing the guilty pleasure movies one has, mostly pertaining to bad movies that you shouldn't watch, let alone like, yet you do. For guys this may include chick flicks or Disney princess movies; for girls it would be the action guy flicks or raunchy comedies.
"Jon, you know your film fetish is Hannah Montana."
by kartmaniax August 18, 2009
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Under Fetish

A person that starts with B and ends with an N that likes to go underneath things.
Typically under anything, as he has a limbo pole in his room that he likes to go under.
Hey Jim, my friend called underdog likes going under things, he must have an under fetish.
by Jim Stone April 30, 2022
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creep fetish

someone who enjoys calling their closed ones creep for no fucking reason at all.
"Idhin you are so wholesome, what will I do without you?"
"creep only"
Shut up you perv with a creep fetish.
by BrainLag69Processing420 January 22, 2022
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Forehead Fetish

Someone that has kissed many girls on the forehead, but never on the lips.
Thats Ari, he has a Forehead Fetish.
by BigJohn72365278 January 25, 2024
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Michael Fetish

When your so into toes that you even suck your own toes.
Guy 1: I heard that Ryan is a real cool dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, but he's got a major Michael Fetish
by Longson Johnson October 6, 2020
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