Care Fairy

Non-existant fictional character invoked to punctuate a person's lack of sympathy for their current situation.

Invocation of the Care Fairy may be accentuated with glitter, confetti, or other things of that nature.

Man: You didn't clean the living room!
Woman: I just got home from work and you've been home all day...Look! It's the Care Fairy! See her sprinkling care everywhere?!

by MissHunty December 24, 2008

soccer fairy

A boy at SHS that plays soccer. Typically a boy like JS who can't really play but just flits around the field like an imbecile.

Javiar is a soccer fairy.

by Sam Sam Bill January 19, 2005

fairy master

The master of all fairies or gays in ones own domain or sphere of influence.

Dwyane was the fairy master of all his gay friends.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 26, 2003

Fairy Princess

The daughter of two gay men.

guy 1 - "yeah, how are her father's doing?"
guy 2 - "wait, she's a fairy princess?!"

by brenden michael peters December 30, 2010

mash-fairy

small pink fluffy creature who eats mash; can also be irritating and whine alot.

mash-fairy sat in a puddle of mash

by kimbo-frog May 15, 2003

Sand Fairy

One who is extremely annoying and gets on the nerves of someone else.

Character1: Haha you dropped your phone in the toilet!

Character2: Shut up you Sand Fairy

by Numskuller October 23, 2010

fairy tale

A lie someone tells you, but has an elaborate bullshit tale to go with it to fascinate the listener.

Hey Dave, did you hear Tim hasn't found a job jet?

Yeah, he was telling me a fairy tale that's he's been too busy with his schedule! You should ask him, the story will astound you

by N-Girl January 9, 2009