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Father

A father is someone who impregnated a living woman and created a small, screaming, annoying creature often known as a child.
Father's have a common tendency to leave after the child has been summoned by the sun god.
Person 1: Is your father home?
Person 2: Not yet, but we are expecting him to come home soon since after all he has been gone for 11 years.
by Kat Daniel August 25, 2019
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Father-Son Funtime

The action of father and son engaging in fun, family bonding activities
"Wow, Giorno and his dad sure are close."

"Of course they are! They have a lot of Father-Son Funtime."
by JohnnysGuitar June 3, 2019
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Father Maggot

A father maggot is a maggot who is a father. Modern day slang for the word is faggot.
Will Smith is a father maggot (faggot) because he has children.
My dad is a faggot (father maggot) because he is my father.
by father maggot July 21, 2024
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Harold's Father

A strong and handsome man that loves spending time with his son Harold The Gorilla.
I love Harold's Father, He's so strong and Handsome
by Harold's Father January 25, 2022
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say fathers

In black culture, dissimilar to "say mothers", suggesting that one's father has abandoned them.
Person 1: You're a nigger
Person 2: Say fathers
Person 1: Ah you got me, that does make me more black.
by LeNegre May 14, 2017
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