elephant flaps

when two naked female elephants fuck soo much they engulf each other in their loose vaginal lobe flaps.

when i was on a trip in a safari i saw the most horrible elephant flaps!!

by BATGIRL&NIGHTWING July 19, 2013

Elephant Noose

a man with a large enough schlong to choke an elephant, a baby elephant, but an elephant none the less.

"why is that girl in a wheelchair?"
"she had sex with elephant noose"

by timbo slice May 21, 2013

Elephant Goo

When one tries to say I love you across a room, Elephant Goo is the perfect back up in case she/he doesn't love you back

Steve: *miming* I love you
Mark: What?
Steve: I said Elephant Goo

by Prophecy877 December 9, 2013

Elephantpus

The offspring of an elephant and a platypus that lives in the Amazon and is raised by Mary Poppins

Bob: Oh my gosh! Look it's an Elephantpus!
Fred: Look it's Mary Poppins!!!

Jimmy: Ride that Elephantpus, Mary, ride it!!!!

by THE AMAZING JULIA May 18, 2014

Elephant Man Movie Syndrome

What happens when a person watches a movie "based" on a true story and believes everything that happened in that movie is actually true.

The fact that many people think that Joseph Merrick's name was actually John Merrick is a case of Elephant Man Movie Syndrome.

by everythingannoysme April 30, 2014

Elephant promises

When you keep promising people that you're gonna do something but in reality you're not sure that you can keep it but you promise it anyway.

Jack keeps saying he'll make it to the party but it just sounds like elephant promises.

by Smithsonian Scratch November 21, 2014

Elephant eyes

The scars of male injection drug users who shoot up into their groin

My veins be all gone due to shooting them damn pills, now I got the elephant eyes

by Dr Merkin May 25, 2015