Uncle Edwards little brother doesn’t have his five guys yet and uncle Edward will help train him to get his five guys uncle Edward said once uncle Edward Jr. I will have Tyrone the big black African monkey suck your dick then you shall get your five guys but you will never be as good as be at making skin milk.
by Fishnuggets66 September 19, 2023
Get the Uncle Edward Jr.mug. 
Proc's are handsome lads which you can only find once in a life time. They have voluptuous bunda and an elongated penis, however, their obsession with sticking golf clubs up their behinds, with the "its normal the lord put the gspot there for a reason" mindset is a little strange
by slvttyslag September 7, 2022
Get the Edward Proctormug. An Edward normally thinks everything is cap but it’s true and he is a crackhead but he hasn’t discovered his true self by looking at the mirror
The term Edward normally means being a crackhead an example in a sentence is Edward is still scamming his mates 40 p lollipops like it’s nothing and then let’s people who he barely knows yoink one off him and not do anything about it
by Edward is a crackhead November 22, 2021
Get the Edwardmug. A total badass who loves videos, games peanut butter, and sushi. Enjoys making girls smiling while still managing to be a bit awkward . A big goof. Usually looks great in glasses.
by DemonicSpirit00 August 28, 2021
Get the Edward Steelmug. Literally the inventor of sex. menace, very good at PVP. get good bozos. Is very hot and loves little kids. The arch enemy of Steve Kerr and Al-Qaeda. Got a 5.59 K/D on Cod Modern Warfare
by SpecialEd7211 August 16, 2022
Get the Edward George Morschelmug.