by marybeth =) January 14, 2008
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Get the Dwert mug.Little people who were sodomized by Elves in the 1st and 2nd age of the parallel dimension and world to ours called Middle Earth. They lived in mines and inside the mountains for the most part. Many Dwarves died during the Stank Mines period, which Elves would buttrape Dwarves till they died from an exploding rectum. Not all Dwarves died during this act of sexual conquest but 50% of their population were wiped out and 35% of that population's death were suicides. Some Dwarves were captured by Gondor to be mated with Hobbits to produce claymation looking creatures called Dwarbbits.
For a period of 1000 years the Elves pounded the little Dwarves' ass holes day in and day out. They were restricted to a population control managed by the Elves so they could not revolt. The Dwarves finally turned the tables and took over the Elves and killed most of them by the use of thrusting their axe handles into the pootbox of the Elves. Most Elves were allergic to this act thus it killed them.
During the time periods the Dwarves were free of getting fudge packed they were a powerful group of people and were rich with rare types of metal, ore, and cocaine. They stuck with cocaine and couldn't keep up with the demand of their dealers so Middle Earth sodomized them for not producing enough. Ultimately the Dwarves were killed though because they smelled like cabbage.
For a period of 1000 years the Elves pounded the little Dwarves' ass holes day in and day out. They were restricted to a population control managed by the Elves so they could not revolt. The Dwarves finally turned the tables and took over the Elves and killed most of them by the use of thrusting their axe handles into the pootbox of the Elves. Most Elves were allergic to this act thus it killed them.
During the time periods the Dwarves were free of getting fudge packed they were a powerful group of people and were rich with rare types of metal, ore, and cocaine. They stuck with cocaine and couldn't keep up with the demand of their dealers so Middle Earth sodomized them for not producing enough. Ultimately the Dwarves were killed though because they smelled like cabbage.
by The Informant99 January 7, 2012
Get the dwarves mug.This is a term used within Kenyan circles, but also used among non-Kenyans, to describe:
1. A confused person
2. A jerk/idiot
Variations include, but are not limited to: ndwaz, ndwanz, dwanzi
1. A confused person
2. A jerk/idiot
Variations include, but are not limited to: ndwaz, ndwanz, dwanzi
Person1: arrrghhh,I poured salt in my coffee instead of sugar
Person2: You're such a dwanz!
Person1: I don't care what you say, the world is flat!
Person2: Don't be a dwanz.
Person2: You're such a dwanz!
Person1: I don't care what you say, the world is flat!
Person2: Don't be a dwanz.
by dark_knight254 August 14, 2009
Get the dwanz mug.Plural or singular form acronym for ignorant, drunk, or annoying caucasian female(s): meaning "dumb white hoes".
by FLADGK September 28, 2011
Get the DWH mug.One of the 13 Dwarves in J.R.R Tolkien's book 'The Hobbit'. Dwalin is a mighty warrior and has faught many times beside Thorin Oakenshield, leader of the Dwarf company and king under the mountain. More of a brother then a distant kin, Dwalin is Thorin's staunchest supporter and holds an unshakeable belief in his friends leadership. Dwalin accompanies and follows Thorin ((and the others)) on the journey to the Lonely Mountain to reclaim the gold stole my Smaug the golden and restore Erebor to its former glory.
by Kuma Naru January 16, 2013
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