Dumbassery

Willful engagement in selfish, potentially dangerous behaviors; with no regard or willingness of potential consequences.

After work, I complained about my stupid boss, idiotic co-workers, and annoying customers. My boss told me this dumbassery is why he is firing me. Whatta dick!
Also:
Going to college with a giant trust fund and no parental guidance frequently leads to extensive dumbassery.

Also:
I cheated on my pregnant fiancé. She caught me when she was diagnosed with an STI that I was being treated for. Can you believe I got dumped?! She accused me of dumbassery, as I booked it out of our place!

**Updated**
I raided the capitol building and posted it on social media. Going to prison for 10-20. My family blames it on my following the president’s dumbassery.

by Franklin Whoozitz February 12, 2021

Dumpster Oven

When u cream pie a lady, or a man I guess if ur gay and all. And then fall asleep w the victim under an electric blanket.

Remember that lady from high school Science classMarianna I always wanted to cream pie? Well I'm better than I thought, I dumpster ovened her last night in a Motel 6. I know... Who knew Motel 6 had electric blankets, right???

by Ass plug twister March 22, 2021

Dumpster monk

A dumpster monk is a monkey who likes porches and likes to dig through trash to make it through the winter and they love chicken.

look at that dumpster monk dig though the trash

by monk man65969696969 April 14, 2021

Dumbassery

A dumb move; Something so stupid a new word had to be created to emphasize how moronic it was.

Deciding to bridge over to the others team's base before we were prepared was total DUMBASSERY!

by Ohvs May 9, 2021

dumpster fire

Dumpster fire is the main reason why we come to streams. That's it.

Okay... this stream is a total dumpster fire.

I like watching this dumpster fire!

I'm gonna create a dumpster fire.

by Rose the Theme Park Queen May 14, 2021

Dumpster fire

Something that was already bad enough, getting laughably worse

"Agh!! Gosh this painting is a dumpster fire!!"

by AstroIsOffline June 10, 2021

Dumpster Corky

A really big fat rat, usually found in large dumpsters. Often seen in bigger cities with alleyways.

“Oh gosh, is that a Dumpster Corky?”
“You might want a rabies shot after getting bit by a Dumpster Corky”

by Corky Corkerson July 25, 2021