douchebag

1.A word that is used to replace any noun, adjective or verb also can be shortened to "douche

1. Oh man this guy's a douche
2. go douche yourself
3. what a douchebag of a situation
4. Hello my name is johnathan fesiwinkle, i sure do enjoy douche cakes

by Time scit October 13, 2003

Schrödinger's Douchebag

A person who unfunny dumbasses think says offensive thing and only says they're jokes when the don't land, but in reality they were always jokes and your just the group buzzkill

That Schrödinger's Douchebag said hippity hoppity women are property and only says its a joke when I get offended.

by unfunny individual December 27, 2020

douchebag

a female that has sex more time in a month then there are days. And who has a huge vagina

Man, Shes a douchebag

by g-piiimp July 2, 2007

Douchebaggery

The act of committing the violation of being a douche bag and/or seeming like a douche bag.

"You have committed a 3rd offense of douchebaggery."

"Here comes some douchebaggery from the n00b section."

"I do not appreciate your douchebaggery good sir."

by ProvenBus February 22, 2010

Douchebaggery

1. The act of being a douche bag/douche bagget
2. The action performed by a douche bag
See douche bag:
1. A person who does, says, acts idiotic
Ex. cutting you off without a turn signal; flicking your cigarette butt at someone; deliberately walking into traffic

We will rid the world of douchebaggery, one douche bag at a time; Those who partake in douchebaggery are not allowed.

by bagget January 1, 2010

Douchebaggy

When someone is a Douchebag, But you're using it as an adjective.

''Hey look at that guy over there! He is HOT!!!"
"Been there, done that. I'd rather Bitch Slap him."
"Why?"
"He's a douchebaggy douchebag"

by MaddieE August 1, 2012

Douchebagen

-"German for 'Douche bag"
It is the most intense version of 'douche bag' thus can only be used by its creators and those familiar with them.(ie: If Jimmmy is in the back seat of a car can't hear conversation in the front seat so Bia turns the radio up)

"hey, what'd you guys say?" ::radio goes up::
"you're a douchebagen" (:
-"hey, can you guys hear me?...fuck you guys!"
haha, Melissa, and Bridget,
you know I love you guys

by Jimmmy & Bia April 1, 2008