Jelly Dick

A dick that remains flaccid.

Similar to Whiskey Dick and Coke Dick

A Jelly Dick doesn't get anything done.

Quit Jelly Dick-ing around.

by Devin B. Kent May 23, 2011

Dick-chaser

Someone who is obsessed with or always talking about guys, could be both male or female.

1.Gregg is the biggest dick-chaser, he talks about Tom all day.

2.Gregg is dick-chasing Tom, tell him to stop.

3.Pamela is totally dick-chasing me bro, did you see her at the party?

by koolko January 18, 2011

dick twad

1) A meaningless insult born from a misunderstanding and mispronounciation of the intended and true insult dickwad
2) A term of endearment used to express gratitude and admiration through feigned hostility

Girl 1- Your a dick twad.
Boy 1- What the f$%k is that? Don't you mean dickwad?
Girl 1- You're an asshole...

by Dicktwad92378 August 21, 2017

Dick Rail

To snort cocaine off a man's erect junk.

Walking in on a girl performing this task and she replies with, "relax it's just a dick rail"

by Brealz October 12, 2008

crinkle dick

A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".

"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."

by userbits March 7, 2010

Dick Dunked

this is when a basketball player jumps so high while dunking a basketball that the person trying to defend him comes eye to eye with the dunkers dick

I hope you guys like the smell of Penis, cause ya'll bout to get Dick Dunked on!!!!

by 777geez November 20, 2015

dick grayson

the hottest person alive

"hey. have you seen dick grayson"
"yeah. he's hot"

by g6rlogan February 5, 2022