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misfortune cookie

Two definitions: (1)a bad piece of news or (2) a batch of cookies that turn out burnt, dry or bad tasting
(1) "I just got a misfortune cookie from my mom - our poodle Rex just died." (2) "Did you taste those misfortune cookies that Camille brought to the picnic? Bleck!"
by Ambient Guerilla November 19, 2009
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Chair Cookie

Someone who contributes absolutely nothing to the world around them but merely sits there.
Student 1: Moe is such a chair cookie!
Student 2: Don't be so harsh. He got a 14 on that last math quiz!
Student 1: Yeah, but the teacher said she'd give us 14 free points for turning it in!
Student 2: Well, at least he turned it in.
Student 1: Actually, I found it on the floor and handed it in for him.

Student 2: Chair cookie.
by News Crew November 27, 2009
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live cookie

1. In an office environment, any confectionary or pastry that was set out for an specific audience is a target for poachers. Due to the risk involved in hunting these treats, they taste particularly sweet.

2. A decidedly choice, and off-limits, female co-worker deriving her name from the said cookie.
1. Did you see Rob snare that live cookie from the conference room?

2. Check out that new live cookie down the hall.
by Bennet Too July 2, 2005
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Cookie Quencher

Another one of milk's many pseudonyms.

Milk is the quencher of cookies, therefore it is a cookie quencher.
Damn these cookies won't digest. I need a cookie quencher!
by The Right v Wrong April 27, 2009
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cookie crunch

when a woman gets kicked, punched, ect. in her crotch.
"Did you you see Amber kick Brooke in the cunt?"
"Yea! That was an awesome cookie crunch!"
by Redneck Punk February 27, 2013
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Cookie Ninja

Someone who is extremely proficient at stealing cookies without being spotted, regardless of how many people are in the vicinity.
Guy sees cookie.
Guy reaches for cookie.
Cookie disappears.
Guy cries.
Cookie Ninja has won.
by DLTZ April 28, 2013
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cookie button

The act of pulling out and ejaculating into a girls belly button (only works on an innie). This is followed by throwing sprinkles on her imitating what looks to be "icing with sprinkles".
Cliff showed me a picture of a Tabby's cookie button!
by C-Rock January 8, 2015
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