cloud name

cloud is a terrible friend and you should never be friends with them /j in reality, cloud is a lovely person with lynx disease and has terrible pitch although they try very hard. they love the song “all i want for christmas is you” by mariah carrie. cloud is most likely found with their lovely partners. hold on to cloud, and let go because a cloud is literally just floating vapor what the fuck.

person: what are you doing tonight?
you: handing out with cloud name
(lovely person, probably has a piss kink…..)

by penis_mmmmmm November 22, 2021

bird-eating cloud

Minor character in Teen Girl Squad, a cartoon written by the almighty Strong Bad.

*chomp* *chomp*

by strong badian February 29, 2004

thanos clouds

A term used to describe a very large proportion of smoke that has been accumulated after cheefing a nicotine vape or a blunt.

Ex.1: "Did you see me on the bus earlier? I was producing straight thanos clouds with my nic."
Ex.2: "I cannot wait to get home, im gonna be blowing a whole lotta thanos clouds with these grams i just bought."
EX.3 "GYOT DAMN! Look at them thanos clouds. Im finna be floatin-on god."

by imperformingillegalactivities March 25, 2022

cloud crocodile

Slang for a dragon.
More specifically, an Eastern dragon themed around the sky or clouds.

Person A: Why am I seeing long shadows?
Person B: It's those dumb cloud crocodiles.

by ChameleonDragon May 17, 2019

Microsoft Cloud

Noun

1. Having spent hours or days on the computer without using the restroom, the resulting expulsion of gas to prevent defecation (see also Al Roker effect).

Derrick: "Hey dude, what's this brown haze that smells like IHOP? " Larry: "Don't panic, man, I've been on the computer searching Talismans of Tasmania for three days and I just wanted to get comfortable, so I made a Microsoft Cloud. Really, Al Roker tried it and failed, so at least I'm ahead of him."

by House of Cods March 29, 2017

Squishy cloud

A Samoyed with so much for, that it appears to be a cloud. It’s name is often Louie.

“Did you see that squishy cloud?”

“yeah! He must be a Louie!”

by Lukkitooki444+222 July 29, 2019

cloud control

usually refers to the buff man, the one who cleans up or paints over graffiti. the cloud is the background onto which the graffiti is painted, and when painted out, the guy erasing or covering the graffiti is exercising control of the cloud

Cloud control painted out or capped my piece.

by Billy Bubb March 25, 2009