jinx cloud

Someone with perennial bad luck. If something can go from bad to worse and it just does, and you leave bad karma in your wake, you are a jinx cloud.

Matty has fibromyalgia and his laptop holder fell on him, all bruised up, that dude is a total jinx cloud. He also has bad parking karma, no app can help him.

by Chewmonster September 26, 2012

greek cloud

when you see at the sky and one of the clouds are sharper than a knife

1; Wow, look at that greek cloud!
2; Are you fucking retarded?

by Venom Miller June 24, 2017

Clouding

a pretty cloud, that's really giving

wow that cloud is really clouding

by chokeon.deeznuts November 24, 2021

Chasing a Cloud With a Rubber Spoon

Futile effort; trying to achieve the impossible using inadequate means.

When your buddy asks what someone is doing and you don't know, you say "That boy is out there Chasing a Cloud with a Rubber Spoon."

by thingymaging June 20, 2025

columbus cloud

The first cloud to discover America, set sailing upon the wind

I saw the Columbus cloud last night. It was sailing mighty in the breeze.

by Yelnoco November 22, 2016

Red cloud

Is what every heroin addict wants to see when injecting dope. Its when you kno you are in a vein so you dont miss. Its blood shooting inside the shringe when u pull back after sticking into a vein u have located

Im not wasting this. Ill be here for hrs until i see that red cloud. I refuse to skin pop.

by [BATMAN] October 21, 2017

Fap cloud

People who go on DeviantART or other soical media and just follow hundreds of porn/fetish accounts just to get their jimmies off. Fap clouds have no icons or anything. They are just their to coom to whatever pedophilia, bestiality, objectified women and farts.

"Oh look. A new follower! Oh it's just some tween with a Fap cloud. sigh"

by Chevyman95 January 23, 2021