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clam house

"Man, so many bitches in this place, it's a clam house. It's going to be a good night."
by keithfairground September 28, 2015
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Spanish Clam

A delicious entanglement of beautiful women, usually engaged in sexual acts involving bodily fluids.
I opened the restroom door in first class to check in on my girlfriend and found her in a Spanish Clam with three flight attendants and a shihtzu.
by Clam Caravan June 1, 2018
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Clam Bomb

When a female drops her vagina on a man -or- woman's face, typically in an aggressive manner.
Damn! Did she clam bomb you?

I got clam bombed last night, and she hasn't showered in two days!
by thepensmen September 7, 2016
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Razor Clam

She's gonna name her band, The Razor Clams.
by Chief Park Ranger February 3, 2019
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Clam Jam

With a variety of clam, from the Bearded Clam to the Soft Shell Smooth Clam, many Clams can be found with Clam Jam. Clam Jam is a buildup of male ejaculation, that becomes engulfed in the clams natural frothy excretion, causing both to solidify into Clam Jam. Clam Jam can be identified on these Clams based on texture, and jello like texture. This makes for a wholesome snack on crackers when obtained freshly from the Clam. Most Women quite enjoy the Clam Jam spread on crackers with a cold glass of pink Moscato.
Jenny's clam was spewing Clam Jam, so I made her Clam Jam Crackers with a glass of Moscato.
by Peter R Wong January 29, 2021
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Clam Rub

A bunch of women who gather around to coddle and coo over one women claiming someone was mean to her. Typically used for "strong women" standing up to misogyny and patriarchy. Can be done in person or virtually.

Female circle jerk.
Bonnie was upset because a toxic cis white male asked if he could hold the door for her. After blasting his bigotry on the interwebs, her "tribe" clam rubbed. She felt uplifted and empowered.
by Woobie Shoobie May 10, 2022
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