A sexual act in which someone is force fed beans and made to have a loose, bean filled bowel movement on the other party’s penis, resembling a chili dog. Once completed the chili maker will preform a blowjob, thus making a sloppy chili dog.
by ashtonkutcherfangirl69 June 13, 2022
Get the Sloppy Chili Dogmug. by Yall Need Jesus March 8, 2017
Get the Chili Cheese Coneymug. When you're gay as fuck, and you smash your dudes chili ring, but there's some poo residue on your penis. So you have him suck it off.
by spitroast69 August 25, 2020
Get the Chili Doggmug. Did you hear? Dan had to take a massive dump that destroyed their chili chamber. That’s why they didn’t come to work today.
by Jacoby Bonehead April 15, 2023
Get the Chili Chambermug. A variation on the classic upper decker, combined gracefully with the dry dock.
Step 1: Turn off the water for the toilet at the valve.
Step 2: Perform one last flush, draining the remaining tank water.
Step 3: Perform an upper decker, but do not turn the water on. A loose stool is recommended here, with inspiration being drawn from the name.
Step 4: Leave the toilet, water off and bowl emptied, with the chili base in the tank.
Ideally, the smell will draw attention. The unfortunate victim them turns the water back on, thus "making the chili." Next, a flush...and aged (or "simmered") brown streams of Texas brown flow into the bowl. A true masterpiece, intended only for the very brave!
Step 1: Turn off the water for the toilet at the valve.
Step 2: Perform one last flush, draining the remaining tank water.
Step 3: Perform an upper decker, but do not turn the water on. A loose stool is recommended here, with inspiration being drawn from the name.
Step 4: Leave the toilet, water off and bowl emptied, with the chili base in the tank.
Ideally, the smell will draw attention. The unfortunate victim them turns the water back on, thus "making the chili." Next, a flush...and aged (or "simmered") brown streams of Texas brown flow into the bowl. A true masterpiece, intended only for the very brave!
"I'm playing a long game. My in-law's bathroom has a chili waterfall simmering--can't wait until they find it!"
by Jack Trager August 13, 2023
Get the Chili Waterfallmug. When a dude doesn't wash his privates for at least a week or 2 even through working and such and starts to accumulate "cheese" under the skin and a girl goes down on him with a can of hotdog chili.
A dude at the bar asked me if I wanted to come back to his place for a chili cheese dog and winked at me.
by crab92 October 4, 2024
Get the Chili Cheese dogmug. by MAXIUMPOWER October 23, 2017
Get the california chili dogmug.