Sneaky Cannon

When one farts and a ball shaped shit shoots out unexpectedly.

I had a sneaky cannon yesterday

by Vtexis May 31, 2019

Clown Cannon

The action of putting whipped cream on a girl's vagina during her menstrual cycle, then ejaculating inside of her as she sneezes.

Dave: Hey, you trying to go back to my place and give me a Clown Cannon?

Emily: Just get the whipped cream ready before I get there.

by LichenLichen April 28, 2024

Sailor’s Cannon

After you cum inside a condom, blow it up like a balloon and pop it in you’re partners face.

i could not wait to get Debbie home and give her a sailor’s cannon after the office party.

by shifty hobo November 30, 2017

Booby Cannon

When you're having sex with a breastfeeding woman and she reaches orgasm and her boob's shoot milk.

The other night I was banging my wife and got hit in the face with a booby cannon

by IPreeler January 12, 2021

creatine cannon

When you take creatine before your workout and have uncontrollable diarrhea

Tom: Hey Fred, want to go grab a bite to eat?
Fred: I wish I could, but I just lit the creatine cannon an hour ago and it won't stop firing

by SGTMurph94 May 14, 2021

dook cannon

A butt. "Dook" being the shortened form of dookie poop and "cannon" referring to the large artillary weapon, likening a turd to a cannonball.

If I don't grt to a bathroom, my dook cannon is going to blow a hole in my britches.

by DedGum February 16, 2019

Cumshot Cannon

This is the use of lube that reacts with semen to create a green, snotty substance that functions as glue. The Indian Military used multiple versions of this technique during the Great Poop War and World War I and II. Some variations included vests stuffed with the substance, formerly popularized by the Arabians

I didnt know he would turn up with his Cumshot Cannon

by RFN Real Fucking Niceguy June 05, 2025