Valentine Chocolates

When you cum into a bowl, then use a used heroine jab to collect the cum.
Buy some caramel chocolate and use a separate needle to dispose of the caramel.
Inject the cum into the chocolate and give it to your valentine!

I gave gracie some special valentine chocolates

by Naked Chinese man February 14, 2021

Chocolate Munchkin

When a man lies on his back, knees held up and his lady eats his asshole , then he politely drapes his scrotum over her nose

Dude, spice things up, give her a chocolate munchkin

by heavens_ assassin August 27, 2019

Chocolate Glove

To use your hand as a replacement for your penis during anal intercource, only to find that when you take it out it is covered in poo.

Hey, I fisted Jane the other day and she gave me a disgusting chocolate glove

by S-Star April 5, 2015

chocolate knobbies

little balls of shit with hair on.

it took quite some tugging to get rid of the chocolate knobbies.

by Didjah Honez. December 19, 2014

Salted chocolate

When you snort cocain out of a black girls asshole

Hey did u here that tommy had salted chocolate yesterday

by Latino2212 November 5, 2020

Chocolate Chimp

Originated from a menu item that was a chocolate and banana smoothie, but has now evolved into a term used to insult a person with color.

I would like to order a Chocolate Chimp, but hang the chimp, please.

by Vermilionsbv April 14, 2022

Walk chocolate

The walk you have to do to another bathroom when you are out of toilet paper after a dump and need to wipe.

I had to walk chocolate across the house just to get some toilet paper

by notactuallyajew October 4, 2020