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Smiling Burrito

Making a smiley face with a magic marker on the tip of your penis and allow it outside your speedo.
While on a Mexican Vacation I went to beach to showoff my Smiling Burrito.
by Mister Smiley Coos Bay January 3, 2022
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crotch burrito

Usually a Mexican penis. Can also describe a penis of any race.
Man, Carlos has a huge crotch burrito!
by queinteresante September 5, 2011
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Cambodian sushi burrito

A dirty Cambodian choocha or dirty little slam piece used and abused by many.
Damn you really eating that Cambodian sushi burrito you know where that has been?
by Cindy’s son September 6, 2019
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shrimp burrito

when two men go shrimping and cum, beans and corn end up in the straw
when Maurice and Paulie when shrimping they ended up with a shrimp burrito.
by bikeman 5 July 16, 2024
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Burrito Blunt

A blunt too massive for an average person to consume
Person A: "Damn dude, look at this fat ass Burrito Blunt!"
Person B: "Shit nigga"
by McWeave May 16, 2016
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yankee burrito

A cheese roll-up with a hot dog, sometimes set in the fryer to hold it's shape. Usually a flour tortilla 8-12" holding yellow american type of cheese with a basic chicken, pork, and/or beef hotdog. Sometimes dipped to add flavor and hold a crispy dipable shape for ranch, cheese, or salsas from such fast food places as Amigo's/King's Classic. At home normally just a cheese quesadilla with a hotdog microwaved.
All I had left in the fridge was shredded cheese and hotdogs. So I nuked it on a tortilla to make a Yankee burrito.
by Chestertm927 February 15, 2021
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Deallos burritos

A phrase that is said when agreeing.
“Hey I’m gonna make some homemade tacos for dinner, okay?”
“Deallos burritos!”
by TALINA Bunnyy January 17, 2020
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