boxer burn

Like carpet burn, but on you junk from your boxers after having dry sex.

Guy 1: Man my fucking junk hurts!
Guy 2: What the fuck happened?!
Guy 1: I got Boxer burn! My girl dry fucked me so hard last night...

by Darrn April 14, 2014

anal burn

fucked so hard your anus gets burned.

"That girl got Anal burn."

by Chucknorris25.8 October 29, 2014

blimp burn

A phenomena associated with the smoking of low grade cannabis extracts in a joint. Pieces of plastic in the joint ignite and drop onto the smoker in Hindenburg fashion.

"Don't bother with that soapbar shit, it'll blimp burn all over your new trackies"

by Blazin' Barry Chuckle January 13, 2015

scissor burn

When 2 girls scissoring introduce a 3rd to the party

Damn guys! This scissor burn is catching on fire! These rendezvous are getting a little rough. My girlfriends never gonna believe I was horseback riding.

by joey the WOP January 26, 2015

tissue burn

when you get a cold & use so many tissues that your nose becomes irritated & burned

Jeff: "Hey Julie Chen, I'm going to the store. Do you need anything?"
Julie Chen: "Ya, pick me up some Puffs Plus Lotion, I got mad tissue burn."

by Tina278 August 24, 2015

Lisa Burns

Angel on earth. Magical. Gets shit done. Admired by all. Dreamy eyed. Beautiful in all ways. Inspiring. When she speaks its art. Friend to all. Logical. All who bathed in her knowledge are changed for the better. One day she will burn forever. Feel the power! Goddess of 🔥. Feel the Burns.

Lisa Burns is the living end.

by Order of the Burns Dawn June 5, 2018

Bottle burn

The uncomfortable burning sensation you get after spending approximately 3 hours trying to shove your dick in a shampoo bottle. It usually leaves your dick looking rather like an eggplant.

The shampoo looked so enticing, but the bottle burn lasted 5 days.

by Jim t Smith May 10, 2019