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Brunel Bodge

A masterpiece in engineering disaster. Brunel University, West London happens to be well known amongst it's students as being very poorly designed, a path from a fire exit continues halfway across the grass and comes to an abrupt end.They have also just placed railings by the side of the road to stop people crossing (which would normally be fine..except this is at a pedestrian crossing.)
NB.This is not to be confused with a design by Isambard Kingdom Brunel himself, which is the total opposite and includes at least semi elite design.
An inflatable dartboard would be a complete brunel bodge..
"great idea, shame we didnt pay the designers enough to come up with decent designs!"
by Marc_Monkey September 11, 2005
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bruberry

a form of blue berry. A word from Amber, a member of the circle table, as a form of blue = bru.
Mmmm gurl, pick me a bruberry.
by xt October 19, 2004
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Broner

That erection heterosexual men get when
A:observing and/or participating in feats of extreme manliness
or
B: while doing or seeing something extremely Bromantic.
A: Hey man, Turn off the wrestling, it's giving me a broner.

B: I was watching the trailer for "Brokeback Mountain", and popped a huge Broner.
by Jesus on crackers April 11, 2010
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Bruce Willis

When you rip of a yellow guy's dick off then punch the shit out of him.

when it's really cold out you start to jack off then you pore cold water on your dick then stick it on a frozen pole then stick a icicle up your ass then pull the icicle out of your ass and rip your dick of the the frosen pull at the same time.
damn! Bruce Willis just gave that guy in Sin City a Bruce Willis.

"man my tongue herts after sticking it to a pole then ripping it off." "You think that's bad, I gave myself a Bruce Willis and it still isn't healed fully but at least the skin grew back." "why would you do that, it's the stupidest thing ever!" "I made $50. you still think I'm stupid?" "yes."
by shafty Mick Jonhson April 30, 2006
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bruce

The term bruce, means to take a shit. There are only a select few people who use this slag term, it is not a common word used for shit. certain guys from south london will know the term.
"Yo family got to go cut a bruce... back in a bit"
by G nozzil February 12, 2008
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bruce

being called a bruce is in the end being called a willis.
you stupid fucking bruce

I think you are such a bruce

man your girl is a complete bruce
by THE STIG 123 April 14, 2008
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Duck duck bruce

A game similar to duck duck goose. You gather in a circle and sit on the floor and one person walks around and says duck, like in duck duck goose. The only difference is when you want the person to be it, you say bruce instead of goose. Then you run for your life away from the creeper-rapist bruce wayne.
"Lets play duck duck bruce!"
"Okay!"


"Duck...
Duck...
Duck...
Duck...
BRUCE!"
by fred carpinski February 25, 2009
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