Boingus

When someone glues a dildo to a trampoline, and then proceeds to insert the dildo into their orifices.

Person 1: Hey, want to do a boingus?
Person 2: Fuck yeah.

by Doincrack123 September 29, 2018

Box Boxing

A disastrous event that generally occurs during sex between an inexperienced and/or pornography driven male and a poor, unsuspecting female. When the participants are gearing up to do the "deed", the male deems it necessary to take his erect penis, and proceed to SLAP the females vagina in an ill-thought attempt to arouse her.

Consequences of this action are generally yelling, cringing, and prompt cease of sexual activity. Extreme cases will lead to injury, breakups, or imprisonment.

"We were messing around, making out, and getting ready to do it, and all the sudden he started BOX BOXING me! It hurt! I was completely not in the mood after that!"

by Emort June 18, 2008

pizza boxing it

This is an action that occur when there is weak wifi (generally stolen from the neighbors) and the only way to get a connection is to stand up and hold your laptop in the air kind of like how the pizza delivery man holds up his pizzas when you open the door for him.

Person 1: Dude, what the hell are you doing?

Person 2: Im pizza boxing it, next doors signal is weak!

by mmgoody February 1, 2010

blowing ass

The process in which as person, pulls down their pants, faces the people in the room, bend over, spread their butt cheeks, and fart as hard as they can...smells 3X worse than just farting.Blowing ass.

-Derek got on his desk in study hall and started blowing ass.
-Go blow ass Gracie!
-Your presentation was good but it could have been better if you had blown ass.
-He blew ass and it smelled horrible.

by Dustin m Turner 123 October 7, 2007

Blowing Ass

A fart of mass proportions.

Dude, after those Coors Lights last night I have been blowing ass all fucking day.

by Leebuck2 April 14, 2003

fish bowling

Smoking weed in a closed and small space, with the intent of not letting the smoke escape, to recycle the smoke in a sence, as in a car for example.

I was so high last night after we went fish bowling in my car.

by Elizabethe H September 19, 2006

Blowing out your junk.

In reference to the act of giving birth: Blowing out your junk depicts the damage done to the female genitalia by the act of squeezing a baby through a small hole. Past tense: Blew out said junk

Has your husband wanted to have sex with you since blowing out your junk.

by Cheezy the man clown March 29, 2009