Grenaded From Behind

The art of sticking ones testicles in another persons anus.

Ew! Did you hear about arrans sister? she was grenaded from behind! That shit is nasty...

by sillyface12345 May 8, 2011

Blind Tindering

Closing your eyes and swiping left and right while on Tinder and hoping for the best.

Person one: woah! I don't remember right swiping that person!

Person two: Damn, you must have been blind tindering again.

by Delillah Jayde September 6, 2014

Blinder

You're doing it doggy style....you spit on her back so she thinks you've cum....when she turns around, you blast off in her eye causing a "blinder"....

When she thought I was finished, she turned around. That's when I hit her with a Blinder.

by Spencer Sax September 14, 2008

no girl gets left behind association

1) A concept based on the G.W. Bush era, where a brave and daring group of men decide that all women will be laid in their presence, even the not so desirable ones. Their logo is of an american flag with two holes cut out, this is used to cover the faces of the ugly hoes who's faces will have to be wrapped in the flag in order to complete the brave task of banging them. 2) A group of men who are looking for action any way they can get it.

I heard that Rob is part of the "no girl gets left behind association". Now there is a man who boldly goes where many men have gone before.

by HansJaeger May 20, 2006

asian blind spot

The area directly in front of your face.

Dude1: How the fuck did you drive into a house.

Dude2: I don't know, it was right in my asian blind spot

by the original shigy January 22, 2007

Legally Blind

Used as an excuse and in the legally blind vine.

Cop - "So...How fast were you going?"
Guy - "I couldn't have been speeding! I'm legally blind"

by Beeep22 February 24, 2015

Blinded by hunger

When someone looks in the fridge and doesn't see anything, walks around in a circle, then looks in the fridge again in high hopes that while the circle was walked, something magically appeared in the fridge. When the presence of chocolate cake fails to exist, the person proceeds to being upset and shutting the refrigerator door in pure anger, saying a ridiculous amount of explicit words.

Person A while opening refrigerator door: "Damn...we need to go grocery shopping". *shuts door*
Person B: *watching the blinded by hunger person silently, while eating dried top rommen noodles*
Person A walks around in circle, comes back and re-opens refrigerator door: "God Damnit!!! WHY the fuck isn't there anything in here?! We need to go grocery shopping!!!"
Person B: *laughs at Person A under breath and continues to eat dried top rommen"

by Oana February 11, 2008