When someone uses either an object or one's hand to smash your balls which causes a quick smushing and unsmushing of the little dickens.
by haha haha haha haha oh yeah. Cinderella November 01, 2004
John: AT 7pm everyone Facebook Blast "Lucy is a big fat filthy slut"
(7PM comes and everyone "blasts facebook newsfeeds" with "Lucy is a big fat filthy slut"
(7PM comes and everyone "blasts facebook newsfeeds" with "Lucy is a big fat filthy slut"
by Mr. Munster October 08, 2014
by Big Stee September 03, 2008
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by bling cheez April 11, 2008
When at a party, your friend passes out from having to much to drink and you then proceed to place broccoli or other assorted fruits or vegetables on top of them to leave them waking up wildly confused.
jake:dude you were gone last night
brandon: ya i woke up with fruit and shit all over me
jake: haha that was svenny. you got broccoli blasted bro.
brandon: ya i woke up with fruit and shit all over me
jake: haha that was svenny. you got broccoli blasted bro.
by piggymcoink March 01, 2011
While a male ejaculates on a females face, he projects gutteral vocals or "screaming" or "pig squealing" at her.
by The Big Guns Upstairs May 12, 2008