What really bites my goat

Another way of saying "What really annoys me..."

What really bites my goat is a person who wears socks with sandals.

by JuneBug_1776 August 29, 2010

bivegetarian

Someone who doesn't eat certain kinds of meat. Religious or ethical reasons could play a part, but in this day and age when some animals are fed the blood and feces of other animals it doesn't take ethics to understand mainstream meat processing methods are unhealthy.

As an example... a person who eats chicken and turkey, but won't eat red meat is bivegetarian.

Dad: This place has the best Italian Beef Sandwiches. Why did you order a chicken sandwich?
Me: You wouldn't understand. I'm bivegetarian.
Dad: You're not my son anymore.

by Mark32322 December 15, 2008

cock bite

Mysterious little bruises that appear on a women's arms and legs after a night of good fucking.

Dude, check out this cock bite on my wrist! I don't know what the fuck happened.

by Kris H September 19, 2008

bite that bird

to suck a dick.

John: Ay Jessica, Will want's me to tell you to bite that bird.


Jessica: Tell Will i said i will bite that bird after school.


John: Okay I will.

by Don't Know How To Put This January 15, 2009

snake bite kit

Good ol' Kentucky bourban. When you feel like the snake has bit (tension), you reach for a flask (kit) and take a sip.

Dude #1: Man, the snake's been biting hard today. I need my snake bite kit.

Dude #1 (continued): Reaches for flask, unscrews cap and take a nice swig.

Dude #1 (continued further): Ahhhhhh! Yeah...

by Michael-H April 22, 2006

sock bite

When tight fitting socks start to hurt and leave pressure marks around the lower legs,this is referred to as "sock bite".Gym socks that hurt because the elastic part has started to squeeze into the skin.

Avoid wearing socks that are too tightly fitting and you will not get "sock bite".or "Dude these socks are way too tight,You don't suppose they caused "sock bite"?

by King Koopsta December 27, 2006

pillow biter

A man in jail who is forced to bite a pillow during anal intercourse with another man for the sake of lowering the noise level thereby preserving the heterosexual appearance of the initiator of anal intercourse (who is usually a more physically superior male).

Gerry is now my bitch and bites the pillow all the time!

I need to give that guy some cigarettes so that he won't make me a pillow biter.

by smirn_dogg December 5, 2011