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I have bitches

An individual who infanct has bitches (People who follow the individual , take orders from the individual because they are such a alpha)
1:Did you hear that nitro has loads of bitches
2:Yes I am one of his bitches
Nitro:Make me a sandwich bitch

2:Yes my lord As I am your bitch
Nitro: 1 I have bitches!
by Deeznuts_ January 23, 2022
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Bitches Be Loco

Girls are Crazy, Women are Nuts.
Bitches be loco: Your Mom, Your sister, your wife, your girlfriend, Madonna, Lindsey Lohan, etc.
by fastpj January 24, 2012
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Bitchless

Man you bitchless.

"I'm not stevo".
by fffffff google January 27, 2022
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my bitches itches

freind: dude, you in trouble

you: awe, my bitches itches!
by liam smithy December 27, 2008
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to scrap bitches

to fight; to rumble; to oppose numerous foes at once; to be well known for fighting often
"Yo let it go man, you don't wanna mess with him...he scraps bitches."
by Brendan and Jon August 24, 2005
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It's bitches

The most versatile phrase imaginable. The meaning of "it's bitches" is completely dependent upon the inflection with which it is said. For instant, if you are are frustrated and someone asks you how your work is coming, you may respond angrily, "It's bitches." This tells them that you are unhappy. Alternately, if someone asks you how you like your new car, you my respond excitedly, "It's bitches!!!" meaning that you love it.

Some would argue that the ambiguity of this phrase makes it extremely unwieldy and confusing and ultimately pointless. This argument is bitches >:(
Question: How are things going with Mary?
Answer(happily): Man, it's bitches!!!

Alternately

Question: How are things going with Mary?
Answer(sadly): Man, it's bitches...

Alternately

Question: How are things going with Mary?
Answer(angrily, after discovering she cheated on you): It's bitches!!!
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trove of bitches

A group of large female homosapiens that roll together everywhere, inhebreated and looking for drama. they will often be hunting for men who are wearing beer gogles and have absolutly no sense of comtment. so as not to feel ugly when the men chew their arms off inorder to get away. which gives them a good reason to bitch and talk shit about. all men in general.

in a trove they are generally un approchable ezcept by very brave yet desperate men. so they will often split up into grenades in order to catch a willing trick. hahahaha
be carefull guys.
example: MIA and her entire trove of bitches started a fight with some random hippy chick at the bar
by the real smoker April 12, 2011
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