beard-hot

a man who is stupidly hot ...only with the beard on. without it, he is just 'meh.'

Yo, remember that beard0 I was googley-eyed over last week? Turns out he was just beard-hot.
I finally found an old picture of his babyface. So sad I know this. Not hot anymore.

by xpineapplex July 30, 2015

NASTY BEARD

an un-groomed beard that looks like pubic hair except on your face; hair growing in all directions

ken: hey joan you should trim your nasty beard
joan: idk i like seeing my pubs after i wash my face

by the informaddsds4 September 18, 2013

Dixie beard

A male bush of pubic hair.

Kendall was impressed with Chad's Dixie beard when she lifted the hospital gown to insert a catheter.

by RUNR1980 March 31, 2019

Bearded Marsrat

The Bearded Marsrat is a small, rodent like animal which inhabits the deep craters and canyons of the equatorial regions of Mars. It's lifespan is 60-75 earth calendar years, although it undergoes extended periods of deep isolation in accordance with the Mars winter. As the Mars year is approx. 1.88 times the length of that on earth, the Bearded Marsrat will hibernate between 27-38 times in its life.

The Bearded Marsrat is such a cool lifeform! I wish could hibernate through the Mars Winter.

by Dr. Georgia F. Ake April 17, 2020

Fisherman's Beard

Going down on a hairy girl

What an experience she was, it was like having a fisherman's beard!

by Shoehorn75 June 21, 2018

Charlie Beard

a '90s-style stubble beard popularized by the Party of Five character Charlie Salinger

Hey man, screw growing a moustache in Movember... I'm bringing back the Charlie Beard!

by Everezo November 11, 2014

Beard Sleep

The crusty deposit left around the mouth in the morning after dribbling into your beard during sleep.

He awoke in a funky haze of booze and regret, his mouth dry and encrusted with Beard Sleep.

by Grumpy bear 69 May 8, 2020