bear cavalry

Bear cavalry... ya you're pretty much fucked. That is the key phrase in a infamous demotivational poster and its all true.

Dave: hey whats that in the distance?

Tessa: Holy fucking fuck it's fucking bear cavalry we're fucking fucked

Dave: mhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh arg ahhhhh (sound of Dave being totally fucked by the bear cavalry)

by whitetip February 21, 2009

Daddy Bear

the male version of the MILF. A daddy bear is any married and/or father who is sexy in a dad kind of way. Daddy Bears can usually be spotted in groups at sporting events, pushing strollers at festivals or eating lunch with his buddies during the work week. Often seen with shaved/balding heads and wrap around sunglasses in their native habitat.

Did you see those guys at lunch? The bald one was such a daddy bear!

by Sofagirl May 20, 2009

Bear Cat

Hairy pussy

After getting drunk and hooking up after the bar, my buddy was picking pubes out of his teeth because he went down on a bear cat.

by SphynxVV October 17, 2009

Gummy Bear

The most annoying thing to appear on Jamster since Crazy Frog.

Anyone who likes the gummy bear song should go home and put a gun in their mouth.

by albundy November 26, 2009

kawanda bear

a person who is rude or someone that takes the fun out of your day.

also imposes fear in others.

Dont be a kawanda bear!

I see kawanda bear, im going to walk away now.

by sprinterz86 January 3, 2010

cummy bear

A bear completely covered in a thick layer of semen.

That cummy bear is eating our tent!

by 8={'''}=D|Shawmain October 18, 2004

Battle bears

Battle bears is one of the awesomest apps in the world where you kill cute pink little Teddy bears who want to hug you to death (sounds stupid but is surprisingly good)

Oliver:I am sick and tired of these $&@! Huggables on this &@$! Ship

Line from battle bears

by Mr.mam June 4, 2011