by PB36 October 21, 2019
Get the Alabama Right Swipemug. "two in the cooter and one in the pooper" Known up north as the shocker. The act of fingering a girls vag with two fingers and inserting the other in her butt.
by Jack Mehoff2 June 22, 2008
Get the alabama snake slidemug. In the epic pursuit of carnal pleasures, there are few "intimacy enhancers" more potent than the "Alabama Pleasure Pack". Composed of but not limited to: One sleeve of goody's powder; one 20oz Mountian Berry Blast Powerade; a pack of bubblicious watermelon bubble gum; approx 21.2g of Funyuns; one expired condom (off brand only) and two tickets to the local livestock auction. The inclusion of semi-solid dairy products (i.e. Cheese Whiz) is highly recommended for lubrication purposes. The Alabama Pleasure Pack is often carried in a brown paper bag to your erotic destination. Application is completely at the end user's discretion.
"Hey Bubba, did your sister finally give it up last night?"
"Yeah she was hesitant at first, until i pulled out the ol' Alabama Pleasure Pack and by the end of the night she was pulling her teeth out of the ceiling fan and we still can't find the dog. My finger smells like it's been in a wookie.
"Yeah she was hesitant at first, until i pulled out the ol' Alabama Pleasure Pack and by the end of the night she was pulling her teeth out of the ceiling fan and we still can't find the dog. My finger smells like it's been in a wookie.
by Leo Joseph July 10, 2010
Get the Alabama Pleasure Packmug. If you tell one person something everyone finds out, all girls here have stank coochies, if you haven’t liked your cousins you’re officially gay, if your white your not right, yee yee is proper grammar and if u don’t pack a lip then you aren’t cool, but remember don’t juul at school
by Unknown boiii December 7, 2018
Get the New Brockton Alabamamug. The powdery cloud (that often dusts you when they target is flying towards you) that results when a sporting clay is fucking blasted to shit by a solid shotgun hit.
by Americazlol May 2, 2014
Get the Alabama talcum powdermug. When a bunch of southern-hick-fucking-cousin-fuckers steal a bus and proceed to have a massive orgy.
by MassiveThotSlayer69 May 16, 2018
Get the Alabama Bang Busmug. When a man and a woman are in a 69 position and she let's out a small shart. The man comes up and has shit speckles on his face.
Nate: hey allison and I were doing 69 the other day and she let one go. Gave me an Alabama freckle face. It was awesome!!
Dustin: dude, sweet.
Kyle: dude, I went down on sarah the other night and she farted. Now I have all these Brown dots on my face!
Darin: dude, she gave you an Alabama freckle face!
Dustin: dude, sweet.
Kyle: dude, I went down on sarah the other night and she farted. Now I have all these Brown dots on my face!
Darin: dude, she gave you an Alabama freckle face!
by Ericockandballs November 6, 2017
Get the Alabama freckle facemug.