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Criss Angel

You're getting someone from behind and then in the middle of the act get a fruit, vegetable, or random object that is a shaped like your member and jam into into the hole and then scream and jump off of the bed. If it is a girl it is also known as the Houdini.
My Boyfriends penis fell off in my butthole, and said he was Criss Angel.
by douche Nozzel September 27, 2008
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DeMoNiC AnGeL

1. A half Demon, half Angel, bringer of doom and peace.
2. The eternal spawn of both the Lord Himself, and the darkest Hellish Lord of the Underground.
3. The ultimate counter lasher.
4. A mad kunt.
1. OMFG!!! FUKN Demonic Angel beat me again in a defensive. WTF his last melee was on 1hp.. FUKN JEWRAT

2. That demonic angel is a spy. He's a multi-ing magrat thats in multiple alliances. Stupid DA.

3. FKN Demonic Angel countered me again...this is BS.

4. Man, you're so cool. You're such a demonic angel. ROFL
by DA November 21, 2004
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criss angel

see hack or douche bag
A horrible illusionist or magician who makes people believe he has some sort of skill by using camera tricks. Next time you see his garbage show on tv notice how many times he says "what you see is what you get" or "no cuts watch this is just one take" and it instantly cuts to another angle. The fact that he repeatedly says those "just one take" lines is him trying to overcompensate for his non existant "magic skills"
A self proclaimed "mind freak" whose biggest trick could possibly be signing a contract with A&E for his shit show for more than one season.
If he wanted to impress me he should make his shitty show disapear.
criss angel is a hack and he talks like a homosexual.
For a visual criss bashing check this link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIe3eEMe6CQ
by shit_fuck April 1, 2007
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Angel Wings

<noun>
1) Literal, Biblical; The wings of an angel.
2) Offensive, Slang; (Of a woman) Fat which gathers at the top of the arms, usually at the back so when she lifts her arms up, the flabbyness is revealed. Also known as 'Bingo Wings' for this reason.
1) Seraphim had angel wings.
2) Sarah had angel wings...
by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005
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criss angel

criss angel is the best magician that has ever lived.
by squilliam November 19, 2006
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Sp'ange

The abbreviation of spare change set down by our forefather's
Hey you goddamn New fad gimme some spange or ill use your nose ring to staple your dick to your forehead
by craptastico October 27, 2004
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angel dust

A powerful, illegal drug, similar to heroine; powdered PCP (PhenylChlorinatedPiperidine).

Angels and fairies are sometimes thought to have magical dusts that alter reality. 'Angel dust' refers to a very powerful drug that alters users' minds.
1) Susan's brother is really acting crazy. Is he on angel dust?

2) The police found vials of angel dust in his bedroom closet.
by VAKI5 May 10, 2005
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