When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.
Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
Get the split peen soupmug. A person who splits the whole board and doesn’t take the open splits.
A person who makes a bunch of open splits scaring everyone away.
A person who makes a bunch of open splits scaring everyone away.
“Hey, look at this split-whore splitting the last 4 full spots on this game”
“Look at that split-whore taking the whole board”
“That split-whore is on a winning streak 🔥”
“I wish I was as lucky as split-whore”
“Look at that split-whore taking the whole board”
“That split-whore is on a winning streak 🔥”
“I wish I was as lucky as split-whore”
by FB Bingz September 3, 2023
Get the Split-Whoremug. when you have a huge urge to take a shit and you try and run to the toilet but you trip over and shit your pants and as the poo soaks your clothes a random person in the crowd runs over to you and throws hot water on your face.
Jasmine: hey Hannah did you see that rich guy shit his pants in town yesterday I threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.
Hannah: LOL
Hannah: LOL
by GETLITADVENTURTIME January 28, 2018
Get the the jumbo latte splitmug. when you fail at something very hard and you can't do anything about it and you feel like ending it all
Guy #1: yo, you got that coffee we ordered man?
Guy #2: yea its right here *DROPS COFFEE* Oh Darn it
Guy #1: you really split the eggs this time, man
Guy #2 yea I guess I split my eggs
Guy #2: yea its right here *DROPS COFFEE* Oh Darn it
Guy #1: you really split the eggs this time, man
Guy #2 yea I guess I split my eggs
by SenpaiMilk January 20, 2017
Get the split my eggsmug. «Babe, lets do a split creampie with your friend.»
«We should have about the same due date, after all it was a spilt creampie.»
«We should have about the same due date, after all it was a spilt creampie.»
by The gate to Adventure Island December 9, 2020
Get the split creampiemug. by jellyeditor April 4, 2022
Get the Chain Split Linemug. A banana, splitted in two vertically, fulled with chocolate sirup and covered with icecream. It stills a myth because nobody has tasted one ever, even tho everybody wants to eat it at least one time in their lives.
-Oh, this old fashioned restaurant has banana split on its menu!
-Woa, I'm finally going to eat one!
-Woa, I'm finally going to eat one!
by Idontknowyoudontknownobodyknow May 2, 2020
Get the Banana Splitmug.