shark absorber

Devices used to absorb the Flow during shark week. Tampons.

Her: I need to stop at the pharmacy, it's shark week.
Me: Ahh, you're out of shark absorbers?

by geekJoeB August 20, 2019

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Blood Shark

It's the name of Jake Paul' Tesla Model X P100D. It's fast, and the reason he calls it the blood shark is that the wrap is gray (like a shark).

I just got my new blood shark.
My blood shark is so fast.

by Jake Paul's Tesla July 31, 2017

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A creature spawned from the bowels of the repulsive human being, the Toilet Shark often preys on its victims in the Northern end of Todd Park Harbour.

Very territorial, the Toilet Shark will mark its domain with excrement’s from its fecal gland. Sightings of this monster are most common mid-afternoon around 3:30pm.

There have been multiple sightings of a Toilet Shark today, everyone please get out of the pool.

by Task Force 2 November 11, 2020

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shark central

a place fulled of sluts that are DTF (down to fuck), basicly any man ,however he looks will be able to get lucky and he will be free to "shark" around for sluts.

example: jonhy : mate tonight there is a full moon party , so many DTF girls .

mario" shark central" lets go get lucky

by wits&tits September 2, 2013

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