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Date Night

A night at your neighbors house that involves Domino’s, deer jerkey and hurt feelings. All with the husbands showing extreme sportsmanship while demonstrating pure domination in the world of 42
Hey Jeremy! Wanna get the wives together for a date night so we can continue our win streak?!
by The actual JJ March 4, 2022
mugGet the Date Nightmug.

darwin dating

After unsuccessful relationship after unsuccessful relationship, you slowly find a better person with each attempt. Your dating life becomes a slow evolution in the search for a deserving person. It usually starts with hoot rats/hillbillies and ends with someone who gives as much, if not more, than you have with every failed relationship.
Jeff: I just don't fucking get these crazy bitches!

Dr. Kay: Just keep looking, man. Don't keep finding girls you have to fix. Look at the past few girls you dated, each is better than the previous. That's some serious darwin dating, one day you will find a bitch who can walk on land.
by Kissel Krooner March 20, 2016
mugGet the darwin datingmug.

dumpster date

A secret rendezvous for anal sex behind a dumpster, typically occurring between two homosexual males, often homeless.
I caught Pedro and Rufus having a dumpster date behind my shop last night!

Paul sure looks like he was on the receiving end of a wild dumpster date this morning

Joe has really gone down hill, he only goes for dumpster dates these days
by Your Rotten Attorney February 14, 2019
mugGet the dumpster datemug.

date sauce

What's all over the sheets after you know, a date.
My mother sent the sheets to the laundry service because they were drenched in date sauce.
by iluv4tar November 12, 2015
mugGet the date saucemug.

date plater

the act of licking someones asshole or "datehole"
black cunt: "that white bitch Susie's a real horny mo'fucka....she likes licking my ass whilst sucking cock"

nubian jah rasta: "ahhh man... shes a date plater...nice!"
by Bill Cosbys Mum September 29, 2011
mugGet the date platermug.

replay date

While learning to date better, a replay date is a plan used by men that consists of having exactly the same date (going to the same places and doing the same things), but with different women. This allows the man to better understand when he should make his moves, and when he shouldn't.
Bro 1: I keep going on all of these dates but they never go anywhere, I don't understand what I'm doing wrong.

Bro 2: Try having a replay date, dude, that'll help you figure it out.
mugGet the replay datemug.

Bro-date

An outing with a close friend, only applies to 2 guys going out, hanging out
“Oh you guys are going out together ? Have fun in your bro-date.
by Modez May 31, 2018
mugGet the Bro-datemug.

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