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date plater

the act of licking someones asshole or "datehole"
black cunt: "that white bitch Susie's a real horny mo'fucka....she likes licking my ass whilst sucking cock"

nubian jah rasta: "ahhh man... shes a date plater...nice!"
by Bill Cosbys Mum September 29, 2011
mugGet the date platermug.

replay date

While learning to date better, a replay date is a plan used by men that consists of having exactly the same date (going to the same places and doing the same things), but with different women. This allows the man to better understand when he should make his moves, and when he shouldn't.
Bro 1: I keep going on all of these dates but they never go anywhere, I don't understand what I'm doing wrong.

Bro 2: Try having a replay date, dude, that'll help you figure it out.
mugGet the replay datemug.

Romantic Date

A date where at least two people sit down in a park and listen to someone play the accordion while watching pigeons and eating sunflower seeds.
Sorry, Carlos you can't come we are having a Romantic Date.
by pitypartytime April 14, 2023
mugGet the Romantic Datemug.

todays date

You use this site to often and used it as a search engine without thinking about why a dictionary would Know the date.
Todays date is in a callender not website used by sarcastic incels like me to mess with people.
by French intesifies July 20, 2021
mugGet the todays datemug.

juul date

When a couple of people in possession of juul have sexual relations, preferably while hitting their juul's this is most intimate thing a juul owner can do.
Lisa and John went home for a little juul date. John made sure to bring his condoms and some spare pods.
by Low_ki June 1, 2019
mugGet the juul datemug.

hangout date

All the best aspects of going on a date and hanging out. No pressure since it’s a hang out but fun and exciting from being intrigued by a new person.
I typically hangout date to avoid the awkwardness of blind dates.
by Ruky1z September 25, 2018
mugGet the hangout datemug.

zoom date

Dating via remote video conference software such as FaceTime or Zoom. This form of distance dating has become increasingly popular during the social distancing guidelines enforced during pandemic times.
Hey Suzy, I'm worried about getting the 'rona. Shall we try a "Zoom Date" instead?
by René Bris April 4, 2020
mugGet the zoom datemug.

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