Candy stamp

When somebody does not wipe there arse sufficiently, and leaves a brown stain in there underpants.

Who do these shitty undies belong to? Some dirty bastard has left a candy stamp

by [e-mail] August 24, 2016

soldier candy

The military term for 600mg Ibuprofen. Medics prescribe 600mg Ibuprofen very often to treat a Soldier's aches and pains, hence "candy".

Medic: "Well it looks like your knee is completely fucked up. So I am going to give you a shitload of soldier candy until we can X-Ray that bitch and see what's busted."

Soldier: "Holy shit! I fucking love soldier candy!"

by TheTypoPoopcicle March 16, 2016

The "Monsuir Candy"

When youre engaged in intercourse with a female on her period and you smear her blood across her face like Leonardo DiCaprio does in Django

She started her period and said she was craving candy, so later that night during intercourse I gave her the "Monsuir Candy".

by Dshiznit93 June 09, 2022

Eye Candy

Person of outstanding beauty. Men want to be them, women want to be with them

Dam that Paul Kehoe (Pek)and Tom Shannon are Eye Candy

by PabloSkillondinho June 21, 2011

candy apple

when you blow off in a girls mouth who refuses to swallow letting the j-bomb envelop the penis leaving a hard candy shell.

That chick from El Paso didn't swallow leaving me with a candy apple.......shit sucked.

by COCK ROGERS April 14, 2010

Candy Sex

having illegal underage sexual intercourse

'dudddde.... i nailed this chick, she was only 15...'
'im jealous, i wish i could pluck me some candy sex...'

by The Jesus Of Wisdom January 08, 2010

candy sticks

After blowing your main line of cocaine, you take a cigarette (hopefully a Newport) and suck up the rest of the "freeze" like a straw, into the cig.

"why are we making candy sticks, thats such a waste of coke"

"dude, we have like an 8-ball for 2 heads"

"... oh, word"

by Aurf December 25, 2006