Matt Dorman

A gay kid from Maryland. Approximately 4'7 in height. Matts father, Lawrence, won a contest ran by Katie Couric for being so handsome. Matts mother, Jen, is a world wide Crossfit champion. She is in very great shape and is very sexy. His sister, Hannah, has ginormous tits and has had intercourse with half of the ECU football team. Matt is very short and ugly. He dated a 5th grader and a character from shrek.

Matt dorman is so gay and ugly, how is his sister so fucking sexy?

by thatguyyoushouldfollow October 29, 2020

matt goodman

Matt goodman is a typical white boy name. Probably plays volleyball with brown curly hair. Can be a bit of a jokester as well.

Yo did you see matt goodman play front row?

by Amandaaaaaaman June 22, 2017

Matt Lauered

To be forcefully penetrated in your anus

I wasn’t into anal, but then I got Matt Lauered and saw what it was all about.

by NewDefinition2213 October 12, 2019

Matt Sanchez

An alias used by males trying to get girls at the local bar or pub. Matt Sanchez is the fictional half-brother of New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. This is believable because noone actually wants to be related to Mark Sanchez, yet he is famous and good looking enough to attract attention.

Guy: Hey, my name is Matt Sanchez, brother of New York Jets starting quarterback, Mark Sanchez
Girl: He sucks monkeyballs, but lets fuck anyway

by Sandycheeks1 December 14, 2013

The Matt Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

The Matt Benton

Petros: Are you coming to my party?

Matt: Yeah of course mate, wouldn't miss it for the world

Narrator: Matthew had no intention of attending the party

by P A Akin May 24, 2019

Matt Gilligan

A dickhead who vapes and lives at st15 ways

Matt gilligan

by Tom sagaloo November 5, 2018

Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.

Dude, you you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!

by Davey McGoon May 24, 2022