Machine Gun Kelly

that one guy that got kicked out of rap by Eminem and instead made punk rock music pretending, that's he an emo kid at 31 years old,

he also has admitted that he's a pedophile
the only thing he has going for him is that he's dating a washed-up actress (Megan Fox) that's getting 7% of the popularity she used to get

MGK's cucks: Machine Gun Kelly is the greatest rapper of all time, defeated slim shady himself, his own idol, and is totally not a pedophile
normal people: lol no

by faxlord November 14, 2022

Dirty Kelly

When you use your rose toy with a homeless man.

“Aw man I didn’t get any sleep last night all I could hear was my mom getting a dirty Kelly downstairs!”

by Kay777 September 2, 2023

Kelli

A stupid fucking bitch with one eye

Oh look a Kelli make sure to stand on her right so she can’t see you making faces

by Lossssaaa February 19, 2023

kellie

kellie curran is so sexy 😩🥵

who’s tha beour over there

oh that’s kellie curran 😩

by hero is sexy March 30, 2021

Kelly Come Up

When you're at a point in life where no matter what you're presented with, it's a come up from the position you're in.

Even though he had just lost both legs in a car wreck, meeting that pregnant chick was a Kelly come up for him

by Auctiondude July 22, 2022

R. Kelly free throw

To urinate on someone whilst having an upwards pointed erection

I totally gave Donovan an R. Kelly free throw!

by Seerf December 7, 2024

free r kelly

a phrase people say when a person wants to express his opinion which involves the rapper R kelly leaving jail

Mike: “what’s your opinion on the R kelly case?”

john:”man free R kelly he did nothing wrong”

by z2spring August 1, 2023