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Jeff McClure

1. (noun) A giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self.

2. (verb) The act of doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self

3. (pronoun) A giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self who identifies as a giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self.
Me: Hey do you know Jeff McClure?
Liam: You mean that giant asshole who dressed in a giant dick costume and walked across the college campus that time??
Me: Yeah that douche canoe who identifies as himself.
Liam: He should’ve been swallowed!!
by TheManicHispanicMexicutioner September 18, 2023
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My Name Jeff

Epic Fortnite gamer:"My name Jeff"
9 Year old gamer girl: "fuck me"
by PokeBread December 12, 2018
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Jeff Poole

One who jumps on counters and tells people to shut the fuck up . He is often found at work hard on a creek bank .
Wow you really Jeff Poole that meeting
by Willie whopper March 11, 2020
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jeff frank

trying to hook up after throwing up from being too intoxicated
by iliketomakeout November 2, 2011
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typical jeff

a youtuber who thinks he is cool annd uploads cringy fortnite content. also, he is very short.
damn bro, i saw typical jeff the other day, LOL, im just kidding he's too short to be seen
by jonathan is short January 22, 2019
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Jeff

Guy who doesnt want to go to the gym but has to anyway
Sorry Jeff, you gotta go to the gym at 6:00pm
by Maditayl September 27, 2019
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Jeff

He’s the perfect guy.

I will love him forever.

Him is the bestest.
by SecretDuckGarden January 20, 2022
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