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Zach

Is crazy stupid but very sweet just don't get him drunk. He's really good at flirting with girls and loves the colors green, black, white and red is good at making friends and knows how to be a lady's man
Good ole Zach
by Tribute July 4, 2018
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Zach Melby Money

An abundance of money, Rich, very well off financially
Damn he has that Zach Melby Money
by Flo terms March 19, 2024
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Zach

a smart, cute and hilarious person he can make you smile when you think you are going to cry he can make you laugh and smile he is an amazing friend and don’t know how you can live with out him. A week with out him can make you feel sad and lonely he knows what to see in girls can fix any problems you have with other people and there is no way you don’t love him already
zach is so funny
by teamwheel March 21, 2022
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Zach

An alcoholic who caught an Afghanistan Slushy from a call girl, this man has cock size issues.
Guy 1: remember that guy from HR for Afghan Slushie ?

Guy 2: yeah I heard his name is Zach.
by Get real 23 April 30, 2025
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Pulling a Zach

Fucking up any potential of getting laid due to the state of going several months without having sex
Bro 1: Bro, I wanna fuck that girl sooo bad

Bro 2: Bro, you ain’t fucking shit, you be pulling a Zach any time you talk with a girl
by That Slav January 1, 2020
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Zach/Zachary

Zach/Zachary is a zesty lil biotch. Acts super fruity, but also has brainrot.
Amelia: Bro, did you hear Zach yelling “SKIBIDI!” yesterday?
Olivia: You mean the gay kid? Like Zach/Zachary?
by anonymous July 23, 2024
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Zach

Zach is the type of guy you will meet and fall in love with without knowing. He is always there when you need him a d cares even though he doesn't act like he does. He will like you at one point but will move on quick so don't miss out. He will mess around with you even though he doesn't like you because he is just three to enjoy his life and make others amazing.
Zach's girl BFF: he is just my friend I like him nothing more than a friend.
Zach's girl BFF's mind: I love him so much
by Hideaway05 November 17, 2019
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