Pulling a Zach

Jumping into a relationship way too fast, and then realizing it shortly after

God damnit, you've only known her for 3 weeks and you guys are already dating! Stop pulling a Zach.

by noodalie June 17, 2017

zach shambaugh

a term used to describe a certain individual, usually a male, whom strives in being awesome and and has a butthole that is used as an universal remedy to cure all ailments. This person is usually known to have an enormous penis that is loved by all.

I have a feeling that person is trying to be a zach shambaugh after college.

by barry tyrone September 13, 2020

Zach

Zach is a very gay male, who is usually funny but also very depressed. Zach's tend to have alot of rizz while also getting no bitches.

Bro, Zach is funny asf, Too bad he has too much homosexual rizz with no bitches.

by theonlycornerwhosfunny May 1, 2023

Zach

A dangerous guy who doesn't know how to be gay properly

Zach ate the figs

by Shaqeeqa January 15, 2020

Zach

He is very very very good looking and gets all the girls and is the president of ADZU.

I want to be Zach one day.

by ZachFan123 December 16, 2021

Zach

Verb; "Zach" is an alternative term referring to the act of sexually assaulting someone/something.
This particularly applies to a certain wicked bitch of the south (C.W) who cant handle a single prank call.

Quick, lets Zach her!

by SecretSquirter October 4, 2025

Zach

Snail eating whore, who likes tapping his sister

Dam that guy Zach is such a fag

by sukymyduky October 22, 2019