by Saharayogi April 19, 2018
Get the faster than a Florida tail windmug. A wind-slapper is a sexual act of when a man lays down on his back. A woman will be riding his cock in cow-girl position. The female partner will then proceed to release flatulence over the male counterparts scrotum, making the balls slap together inside the bag
"Ive been meaning to try out a new move. It's called a wind-slapper. Essentially you just need to fart on my balls, while you're riding my penis."
by scrotum-sniffer September 3, 2025
Get the Wind-slappermug. the phrase (used in the UK) that refers to how much faster a joint finishes when it’s windy outside. this is because the stonger the wind is, the faster the smoke will be lost/blown out, so essentially the wind is “taxing” your smoke.
“Aw where’s half my zoot gone?! I know I haven’t smoked that much…”
“That’s wind tax for you.”
*tiny violin*
“That’s wind tax for you.”
*tiny violin*
by 4four20twenty_ January 15, 2025
Get the wind taxmug. by Thejojobreadboy June 13, 2024
Get the Golden wind teammug. In ultimate frisbee, what the wind is what is responsible for every bad throw and every bad catch you ever make
Bob: That was a horrible throw!
Jeff: It was the wind's fault
Bob: There is no wind
Jeff: It was still the wind's fault
Jeff: It was the wind's fault
Bob: There is no wind
Jeff: It was still the wind's fault
by SarcasmSanwich June 14, 2023
Get the The Windmug. The unexplainable, but rather enjoyable rush of wind that is emitted up the stairwells leading to the subway system.
1. Yes! I've been looking forward to this Mystery-wind all day!
2. Bob- Come on! Let's take the subway!
Jim- What's wrong with you, man? The store's just around the corner.
Bob- I just want a dose of Mystery-wind.
2. Bob- Come on! Let's take the subway!
Jim- What's wrong with you, man? The store's just around the corner.
Bob- I just want a dose of Mystery-wind.
by Frank Nelson and his brother Jake September 16, 2008
Get the Mystery-windmug. by Trainguy15 April 2, 2024
Get the Wind-downmug.