spinning ham wheel

The spinning ham wheel is a sexual position where the male attaches a circular ham to a drill bit and drills the women's anus while he penetrates her vagina.

"Dude, last night this girl was feeling really kinky so I finally got to do the spinning ham wheel"

by The Death Defying Penis Sword January 27, 2018

Falling asleep at the wheel

When a hamster finds themselves really tuckered out, after all that cardio. And doesn't want to move from the wheel before taking a nap.

Man. Moo Moo sure has been falling asleep at the wheel a lot lately. I wonder how much he'd hate me if I poked his little belly right now.

by Olive989 March 3, 2023

Front wheel drive

When you take a toy car and run it up and down your homies ass

Matthew: Dude that front wheel drive felt really good, thanks my g

Matthew 2: no problem homie, I wouldn’t mind doing it again ;)

by Matthew j Zak December 13, 2021

Wheel Watcher

A person who watches Wheel of Fortune.

The wheel watcher can't hang out with us until Wheel of Fortune is over.

by AMA Morgan February 10, 2007

Faux wheel drive

Faux-wheel drive, FWD, or F×4 ("faux by four") is a four-wheeled vehicle with a body shape that looks like it SHOULD be a Four Wheel Drive... However, it is simply a big, bulky vehicle that inevitably completely devoid of any power and is likely to get bogged at the drop of a hat.

Example 1: Toyota HiLux

Girl 1: 'Oh what a nice ute! We should totally go bush bashing in that beauty'

Girl 2: 'I can't take it off road'

Girl 1: 'Why not? It looks really big and powerful?'

Girl 2: 'It's not, it's a Faux wheel drive'

Girl 1: 'Oh'

by The-Phantom August 22, 2011

0-wheel-drive

A skateboard. Synonym commonly used to distance oneself from the stereotypic skateboarder's culture.

A: How did you get here?
B: Using my 0-wheel-drive
A: You mean, like, your skateboard?
B: Yeah, sort of...

by Richel Bilderbeek October 14, 2007

Easy big wheel

The expression of telling someone to "take it easy", or extreme excitement, usually followed by 3 pronunciation's of "Woop". Originating from Kingston Ontario.

The entrance of a bridal party....

"Easy big wheel!!! WOOP WOOP WOOP!"

by GregoryPeck July 14, 2009