The type of guy that will rock your world and has the best personality and looks out of everyone he knows. Usually knows a Tyler Wilson or chink that gets made fun of constant
by Poopycock December 30, 2019
Get the Matthew Van Peltmug. A syndrome characterized by driving a mini-van recklessly, stemming from--and to compensate for--the shame of driving a mini-van (a direct relationship exists between the degree of “family orientation” to which the mini-van was engineered and the recklessness of the driver, and the mini-van can therefore be used as an indicator of potential road-hazard). Symptoms may include, but are not limited to: veering dangerously across highways, lack of turn signal use, speed limit disobedience, “baby on board” emblems, children’s sports logos, general disregard of the safety, or opinions, of others, and an all-around douchey disposition.
See also: Unnecessary, Oversized Truck Complex, Penis Envy
See also: Unnecessary, Oversized Truck Complex, Penis Envy
Josh: "I think Jeff might be developing a Mini-van Complex."
Brian: "Can you blame him? His wife has vanity plates on that thing."
Brian: "What's that guy's problem?"
Josh: "Mmmmmini-van!"
Brian: "Can you blame him? His wife has vanity plates on that thing."
Brian: "What's that guy's problem?"
Josh: "Mmmmmini-van!"
by Still Commaster April 13, 2011
Get the Mini-van Complexmug. When the explanation for why something is incorrect takes far longer to say then it does to say the incorrect thing. Like when someone like a guy named Van Schwack calls a false equivalency an apples to apples comparison and the explanation takes far longer than one sentence to explain a one sentence mistake.
Van Schwack,"that comparing apples to apples I don't see the false equivalency"
Intelligent people," oh boy that's going to take a while to explain. The Van Schwack Law told me this would happen. "
Intelligent people," oh boy that's going to take a while to explain. The Van Schwack Law told me this would happen. "
by Lark Druid February 6, 2022
Get the The Van Schwack Lawmug. A guy who would suck off a dude for half a sandwich. He has a penis thats always smaller than his girlfriends penis. Once he docked with another dude.
by Dale the redneck williams December 20, 2018
Get the Jack Van Nortonmug. A guy with one hell of an ass, great at making any girl's night light up like no other. You will not forget you met him.
by FrancescaRose June 27, 2016
Get the H. Van Scottmug. A fart that your ass has been conjuring for days, weeks, possibly months. This is no ordinary fart. May have the capability of rendering you and others around you unconscious. God have mercy on the soul of the poor SOB standing nearby.
by Ronald McDonald's Ex October 20, 2020
Get the Rip Van Stinklemug. by Coop Dupe December 14, 2019
Get the Dizzy Van Winklemug.