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ur dad lesbian

a comeback to roast people with cuz you epic
by urmomishellagayy May 28, 2019
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ur doggo homo

This is THE most devastating insult to anyone’s doggo. You automatically win any argument with this comeback.
Jake: Hey Ryan you suck.
Ryan: ok but ur doggo homo
Jake: This has immensely hurt me and I am no longer your friend.
by Kpopfanlol March 26, 2018
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ur grandpa homo

It is definitely worse than “ur mom gay”, “ur dad lesbian”, and “ur granny tranny”. Each time this is said, your local Minecraft Christian server crashes. Also, the sun goes 694201337 miles closer than usual. Fuck.
Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur granny tranny
Person 2: don’t make me say it
Person 1: do it fag.
Person 2: ur grandpa homo
Person 1: (goes to hell, sun imploded Mars.)
by Memegodlol420 May 15, 2018
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Ur species diabetes

All other Ur insults including ur family tree LGBT are infinitely inferior to this. This is the threshold of insults and saying it will cause chaos so extreme that words cannot explain it.
Warning: DO NOT USE THIS UNLESS YOU WANT TO FUCK UP THE WHOLE UNIVERSE
*In a VERY VERY VERY heated argument
James: You're mom gay
Rob: No u (James dies)
James: Ur dad lesbian (Rob gets pulled into the afterlife with James)
Rob: Ur granny tranny (James explodes and dies even though hes already dead)
James: Ur sister mister (Entire 3rd dimension ceases to exist)
Rob: Ur pappy trappy (Time stops existing and the big bang repeats for an infinite number of times)
James: Ur family tree LGBT (All parallel universes going up to the eleventh dimension become super massive black holes, the dimension barrier breaks, and all the black holes simultaneously swallow each other simultaneously as time already ceases to exist)
Rob: Ur species diabetes (Time becomes a black hole that loops back to itself transferring all the information of the exploding universe into itself causing the infinite multiplication of time. Nothing ever existed so therefore the argument never existed. This results in a paradox of the universe creating infinite to the infinite power of parallel universes that have infinite dimensions all colliding and exploding at the same time creating an endless number of more universes.)
Rob: I fucked up
by Irrationalcloset23 May 16, 2018
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Ur mate straight

Can reverse an “ur” phrases
Bill: “someone called my mom gay
Fred: “don’t worry ur mate straight
by Memeiboi May 16, 2018
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ur species homo

The chemical warfare equivalent of an insult. Very effective but kills both sides.
Billy: ur mom gay
Joel: ur dad lesbian
Billy: ur species homo
Joel: *suffocates*
Billy: *heart failure*
by Dare Dare May 18, 2018
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ur pappy a nazi

an insult worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, but equal with ur grandpap a trap
Bob: Ur mom gay
John: Ur dad lesbian
Bob: Ur granny tranny

John: Ur pappy a nazi

*bob eyes bleed out and his skin melts*
by ee102105 May 23, 2018
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