twitter

an app elon musk ruined

1: whats twitter?
2: have you been living under a rock your entire life

by idontknowyouiwillrickrollyou January 2, 2023

Stan Twitter

Videos that are seemingly "aesthetic", "family-friendly", and "enjoyable" to watch. Sometimes people go to the darkest, deepest sites on the Internet just for "entertainment purposes only".

omg, have you seen the latest Stan Twitter videos today?

Stan Twitter isn't for kids sometimes, guys.

by mewndanemeat October 9, 2022

Twitter fever

When someone is always checking their tweeter for new tweets, trends. Basically someone who's addicted to twitter.

"sometimes? more like most times cause when a movie comes out and if it's trending, I always check the tweets 🥲 Issa habit"

"it's the twitter fever I guess 🤷🏾"

by uncledarkness December 22, 2021

Twitter

It is a categorization of social media site best applied to any social media site that largely resembles the user interface of the site X (formerly known as twitter). By this, the social media site must also be restrictive in its posting parameters to the degree or near enough to the degree that X (formerly known as twitter) used to have before its current rebranding and restructuring by the current owner.

"I used all my twitters to shoot out a tweet about the whole thing...y'know Instagram, Facebook, X, Yak...etc"

by WWRRD August 4, 2023

Twitter

Twitter is a blogging app meant to be bullshit,

it also causes insomnia.

Twitter is ruining my life.

by CaligulasAquarium July 19, 2015

twitter

pain.

guy one:have u uninstalled twitter yet?
guy two: no i haven't and don't plan to.
guy one:that's fucking cringe dog:(

by beandaddyjuice May 10, 2021

X formerly Twitter

Do you know why news articles keep saying "𝙓, 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙮 𝙏𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧" instead of just X, even though everybody already knows its name change by now? I'll tell you why, because it's just one damn letter! Semantically, X could be anything given this is literally its meaning in both math and linguistics. It's so utterly vague that journalists have to mention twitter just in case any lesser-informed individuals get confused. What was the elongated muskrat even thinking?

Also, whoever is botting tens of thousands of dislikes to the newest "X" definitions needs to get a life lmao.

BBC news: in a statement posted to X formerly Twitter, it said the protest was part of efforts to integrate food into the general social security system.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 26, 2024