Skip to main content

sad but true

(n.) A situation that shouldn't happen in todays' world, but does so commonly that everyone turns a blind eye to it because they are used to it. This is a phrase used mainly by pinkos and feminazis, as well as a few other types of liberal, but not commies.
Feminist: It's sad but true that women are still oppressed and held down. Men are pigs.


Race car player: It's sad but true that the crackers are holding my people down and oppressing them. Kill whitey


Socialist guy: It's sad but true that there are still people like Bill Gates who don't get taxed through the arse while there are still poor people. Kill the rich.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
mugGet the sad but true mug.

a true gansta

someone who believes in the true meaning of life and death; A true gangsta has sex at least twice a day.
50 cent is a true gangsta...Hes been shot, sexed, beat the hell up, but hes still a p.i.m.p.
by Boughello November 1, 2003
mugGet the a true gansta mug.

true love

'Love' is hard to come by!

"True Love" is surely rare....

'Love' happens when she pulls it out of her mouth and sticks it in her ass.

"True Love" happens when she pulls it out of her ass and sticks it in her mouth.

Cheers,
DJ FREENO
Love= Mouth to Ass
True Love= Ass to Mouth
by DJ FREENO October 13, 2009
mugGet the true love mug.

True-ly-ooly

A word created by a Taylor. A very annoying word used in place of something like "I promise".
-Hey, we have a monster test next period with like 50 questions!
--No way! I don't believe you!
-Dude, True-ly-ooly
--Aw man, I didn't study!
by Kay007 December 21, 2008
mugGet the True-ly-ooly mug.

True Dat

1. Used after something said, to show agreeance.
2. ghetto talk for "ditto"
3."I agree"
by ac February 15, 2004
mugGet the True Dat mug.

true dat homie g

Liz: That boy is a boneable babe!
Kena: True dat homie g!
by LiZaHiO & KeNa July 31, 2005
mugGet the true dat homie g mug.

True Jonas Fan

1) Describing one who loves each & every brother.
There are no more posters that read; "Joe, You're Hot. Nick, You're Cute. Kevin, You're Ok."
2) One who does not form a "Jonas Girlfriend/Wife Hate Club"
One who is happy for the brothers, no matter what they choose.
One who NEVER sends hate mail to an object of Jonas affection.
3) One who will spend excessive amounts of time and money to see the Jonas Brothers.
This includes;
Finding out tour dates
Skipping school or work to buy tickets
Driving or flying long distances to an appearance
Staying up until midnight to be the first to buy a cd
Making handmade presents for each brother
4) One who helps other Jonas fans in a time of need or crisis without reserve.
One who is there for his/her Jonas sisters/brothers.
One who understands when there is an OJD moment one can't control (ie; When Kevin does a back flip while playing guitar, Joe stands under the water on the World Tour 2009, Nick writes a soulful song, or Frankie does something adorable.)
5) Loving each brother for "Who I Am"

Note; Age range for True Jonas Fan ranges from 1-100.
There is no known cure. Anyone can be a TJF. No specification of gender for a TJF. A TJF will openly admit to being one, even at the risk of sounding conceited. A TJF is also supportive of Jonas Fangirls and help them to overcome their disorder ie; become the girls a Jonas would desire, not the screaming & annoying girls they are.
Example 1
Morgan- "Did you see where there was ANOTHER Kevin hate moment?!"
LaTanya- "What?! No!"
Morgan- "I know! We gotta show Kev some love!"
*girls precede to post on every Jonas site "WE LOVE KEVIN!"

Example 2
Hailey- "Ohmygosh! Did you hear that Joe has a new girlfriend"
Jade- "No way!! Man, I wish that was me. But oh well. As long as Joe is happy."
Hailey- "Way to be a True Jonas Fan."

Example 3
Maddie- *yawns*
Rachel- "Tired?"
Maddie- "Yeah. I stayed up till midnight to get the new Jonas Brothers cd and then was up until 3 memorizing the lyrics."

Example 4
Katy- *standing in line to get into concert* "I'm getting really dizzy." *Jonas fans begin pushing her to front of line and pounding on venue doors so that security lets her in. Then each fans sends a tweet to each Jonas letting them know what happened. Then each fan finds girl to make sure she is ok before they take their seat*

Example 5
Molly- "OHMYGOSH! Joe has a beard now!"
Liz- "Yeah! I don't really like it but of Joe does, then GO JOE!"
Molly- "Way to be a True Jonas Fan."
by thatmjgirl August 6, 2010
mugGet the True Jonas Fan mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email