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toolstation

1. The emptied sack of a male after his vasectomy, now becomes a useful storage location for his small drill bits.
2. The worse and more expensive alternative to the best trade shop in the world Screw-Fix
Eg: "Mate can you pass me the PZ2 bit" "Yeah sure bro just reach into my toolstation you know where I keep them ;) "
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toolicious

In its original meaning toolicious is used to describe the superiority of an object/ a food/ a person/ music or just to commend something/-one in a very positive manner.

The first occasion when it was used was in July 2006, after Tools gig in Finland.

Toolicious can also be interpreted as a combination of the words 'too' and 'delicious'.
Alice: I can't believe it! This new album is unbelievable..I don't even have the words to describe how great it is!

Mark: Jeah! In fact..it's Toolicious.
by Brutus_ August 16, 2006
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Toodside

A chinese word that refers to either side of a delicate peice of land or ground.
Keep off the wild flowers, toodside.
by Confused Chinese Tourist January 2, 2008
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Tool Garage

Someone who is much worse than a tool, toolbag, or toolshed.They are a annoying asshole who makes people often lose respect for them and doesnt even realize it.
Jeez, pat is such a tool garage i wanna punch him in the face!
by iammatt9 July 31, 2009
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Tool

n. 1) a person characterized by their overwhelming immaturity and/or idiocy.
"Did you see Mike K's profile picture?"
"Yeah, what a tool."
by The Best Girlfriend Ever October 3, 2009
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Toolinator

When someone grows the balls needed to either gently inform, or loudly call upon the fact that he or she is in fact a tool. Many become addicted to such a position of power, and therefore become, Toolinators.
Wow, Dave just totally called that tool Bill on his tool like ways, Dave is such a Toolinator.

Tremble those who needlessly shout Family Guy references to fit in to a group! The Toolinator is here!
by CptCucumber November 10, 2009
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Tool

A wanna-be bad-ass who has a goatee, drives a rusted out firebird, and quite possibly works at Maceroni Grill, or Abercrombie, or other such Tool Locations.
"Wow, Tylers growing a goatee? What a tool!"
by bmk. November 18, 2009
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